keis·ter
Pronunciation: 'kEs-t&r, 'kIs-
Variant(s): also kees·ter /'kEs-/
Function: noun
Etymology: satchel (English slang)
slang : BUTTOCKS
Pronunciation: 'kEs-t&r, 'kIs-
Variant(s): also kees·ter /'kEs-/
Function: noun
Etymology: satchel (English slang)
slang : BUTTOCKS
The word is out about town,
That Rock Hudson loved it in the brown;
He eschewed the nubile maids,
And now he has a case of AIDS.
Those who finally got him,
Penetrated his well-rounded bottom.
While down in Tijuana Town, when asked:
"Hey meester! Do you want to fuck my seester?"
Rock replied: "Hell no! Sock it to me in the keister!
-- doggrel, circa 1985
That Rock Hudson loved it in the brown;
He eschewed the nubile maids,
And now he has a case of AIDS.
Those who finally got him,
Penetrated his well-rounded bottom.
While down in Tijuana Town, when asked:
"Hey meester! Do you want to fuck my seester?"
Rock replied: "Hell no! Sock it to me in the keister!
-- doggrel, circa 1985
by Nelly Scratch December 6, 2006
by sonomachris September 18, 2006
by vevalachris June 29, 2011
when you forget something is in your back pocket and you sit on it.
"To keister it"
"My phone is broke I kiestered it"
"To keister it"
"My phone is broke I kiestered it"
by jericasyn January 8, 2017
She has a khaleesi Keister
by Big Poppa Mills December 8, 2020
An anus filled with mushed feces.
Am asshole that was never wiped and is filled with excrement with the consistency of thick soup.
Diarrhea Butt.
Am asshole that was never wiped and is filled with excrement with the consistency of thick soup.
Diarrhea Butt.
by Fatman Slim March 3, 2022
A popular hiding place for contraband such as drugs, especially in prison. The anus. Usually the contraband is wrapped in a condom.
by veritone October 4, 2008