Keeton

THE MAN WITH THE WORLDS LARGEST COCK, BIG ENOUGH TO REACH THE BOTTOM OF THE MARIANA TRENCH. BETTER THAN ALL ETHANS AT VIDEO GAMES.

I got my back blown out by Ethan and his cock was so small, luckily Keeton was there to blow out my back.

by Uncle Ruckus Luvr October 20, 2022

James Keeton

A guy who has an enormous sack. Not only is this sack massive, the balls within are so small they barely resemble anything.

A James Keeton is the name given to the smallest ratio of ball size to sack size ever measured.

Hey man, that guy has a James Keeton. I didn’t realise it actually existed

by Definition 124726638 July 1, 2019

kade keeton

A complete idiot, basically someone who makes Kim Kardashian look smart.

He is such a kade keeton.

by ckkapicka September 21, 2016

Jayson Keeton-Harris

He will steal your girl. He will get your mom. He loves your dog. He loves your cat. William Evans also sucks at Fortnite.

Jayson Keeton-Harris is a cool, honest, respectable, and not annoying guy.

by Istealyourgirl05 September 27, 2022

Jayson Keeton-Harris

Does his work, Plays Cod, Loves women, gets women, william evans sucks

Jayson Keeton-Harris is amazing

by Istealyourgirl05 October 11, 2022