Guy 1: Brenda blew me last night.
Guy 2: Did she keep the change?
Guy 1: Of couse! She always swallows!
Guy 2: Did she keep the change?
Guy 1: Of couse! She always swallows!
by B TOWN BALLER December 20, 2007
a term that can be used in the place of bump that, screw that, who cares, or other related terms. to properly execute a "keep the change," one must witness something that requires such a statement, then imitate someone jerking off and extend your hand forward opening your fingers as if you ejaculated. this hand motion must be done along with saying the words "keep the change."
the hand motion is demonstrated in Superbad following the shootout between Slater and Michaels. Michaels performs the correct hand motion, but does not say "keep the change." it is acceptable to forgo saying the actual words, but it works much better if spoken along with the hand gesture.
the hand motion is demonstrated in Superbad following the shootout between Slater and Michaels. Michaels performs the correct hand motion, but does not say "keep the change." it is acceptable to forgo saying the actual words, but it works much better if spoken along with the hand gesture.
"The new york giants won the superbowl?!?!?! keep the change."
"No Country for Old Men sucked, the Coen Brothers can keep the change."
"No Country for Old Men sucked, the Coen Brothers can keep the change."
by MilkMan9 April 06, 2008
a term that can be used in the place of bump that, screw that, who cares, or other related terms. to properly execute a "keep the change," one must witness something that requires such a statement, then imitate someone jerking off and extend your hand forward opening your fingers as if you ejaculated. this hand motion must be done along with saying the words "keep the change."
the hand motion is demonstrated in Superbad following the shootout between Slater and Michaels. Michaels performs the correct hand motion, but does not say "keep the change." it is acceptable to forgo saying the actual words, but it works much better if spoken along with the hand gesture.
the hand motion is demonstrated in Superbad following the shootout between Slater and Michaels. Michaels performs the correct hand motion, but does not say "keep the change." it is acceptable to forgo saying the actual words, but it works much better if spoken along with the hand gesture.
"The new york giants won the superbowl?!?!?! keep the change."
"No Country for Old Men sucked, the Coen Brothers can keep the change."
"No Country for Old Men sucked, the Coen Brothers can keep the change."
by MilkMan9 April 06, 2008
Keep le change (shǝnz)
A rather campy. . . loose french take-off for "keep the change" that has been trendy among fashionistas, etc.
A rather campy. . . loose french take-off for "keep the change" that has been trendy among fashionistas, etc.
by nehyahneeh February 14, 2010