Some turkish meat-meal. Today there are many kebab shops in Europe. Kebab is accepted as some kind of fast-food. Should be eaten in turkey for the real kebab that is not totally pig shit.
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Refers to a girl who is not good at pole dancing.
She is not very aesthetic while spinning around the pole so she looks like a kebab.
She is not very aesthetic while spinning around the pole so she looks like a kebab.
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consisting of lamb doner, salad, sperm and body odour
but still...it tastes pretty damn good
consisting of lamb doner, salad, sperm and body odour
but still...it tastes pretty damn good
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Davis Manivanh walks into a crowded party
"What's up Niggas?"
Everyone stares and gives him a weird look
"What my niggaz?"
They are all black.
He thinks he may be racist...
"I'm sorry I'm calling you niggers" says Davis with his shit eating grin
The party people yell
"hooooooooooe"
then they say
"Nah nigga, you just smell kebab right now"
Davis looks confused.
"What's Kebab?"
Jamal, one of the guys at the party, goes up to Davis slowly....
"Nigga it's when you smell like flowers and baby dookie at the same time. You need a diaper my nigga."
Davis says, "Like an Ethiopian after a long day of being Ethiopian?"
He says
"Yes my niggaer you smell like an onion dipped in honey"
Davis blushes and pulls out his penis
"My dick, it's my dick that smells kebab!"
"All you ladies suck my kebaby dick"
"I'm serious, SUCK THIS KeBABY dick!!!!"
the party ends and Davis leaves with no dick because all the girls love the Kebab.
Everyone loves the kebab.
Niggas love the kebab.
"What's up Niggas?"
Everyone stares and gives him a weird look
"What my niggaz?"
They are all black.
He thinks he may be racist...
"I'm sorry I'm calling you niggers" says Davis with his shit eating grin
The party people yell
"hooooooooooe"
then they say
"Nah nigga, you just smell kebab right now"
Davis looks confused.
"What's Kebab?"
Jamal, one of the guys at the party, goes up to Davis slowly....
"Nigga it's when you smell like flowers and baby dookie at the same time. You need a diaper my nigga."
Davis says, "Like an Ethiopian after a long day of being Ethiopian?"
He says
"Yes my niggaer you smell like an onion dipped in honey"
Davis blushes and pulls out his penis
"My dick, it's my dick that smells kebab!"
"All you ladies suck my kebaby dick"
"I'm serious, SUCK THIS KeBABY dick!!!!"
the party ends and Davis leaves with no dick because all the girls love the Kebab.
Everyone loves the kebab.
Niggas love the kebab.
by Davis Manivanh (206)6017313 March 30, 2009
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