THE FUCK ARE Y’ALL TALKING ABOUT KANAK’S?! They are the best people in this world, even though they look shy if you get to know them you find out they are really out-going and funny people who you can trust. Periodt.
by ThatThicccBitch October 31, 2019
Plural: Kanaks. Derived from the German word "Kanake", describing people in Germany which are originally from the southern countries like north africa, middle east and asia, so especially muslim countries. It is used like "nigga" in the english language, so if a kanak calls someone "kanak" it's okay, but if an alman (white german) calls someone "kanak" it's discrimination. It is not so negatively connotated as "nigga", because the original history of the word isn't as terrible as of "nigga", and of course because every kanak is using it in a positive context (as I tried indoctrinate with my example-sentences muhahah). German people behaving like kanaks are also called kanaks very often.
"Dude, this School is full of kanaks, I love it."
"You look like a kanak with this eastpak-fanny-pack, I love it."
"kanaks are real men, kanakinas are real women, I love it."
"Hahahaha what a kanak, I love it."
"If I ever meet a kanak, I will marry him and we'll make a lot of children, I love it"
"You look like a kanak with this eastpak-fanny-pack, I love it."
"kanaks are real men, kanakinas are real women, I love it."
"Hahahaha what a kanak, I love it."
"If I ever meet a kanak, I will marry him and we'll make a lot of children, I love it"
by smart.kanak August 25, 2020
Kanak is like a tall glass of water on a hot day. His chizzled body and devilish good looks make the panties drop. He is a sensual lover with moves better than Micheal Jackson dances. Once he's come into your life you will never be the same. He will challenge you and love you harder than any other man could. He will say all the right things, and make you laugh morning till night. If I were you, I wouldn't let him go..
After meeting 😌 kanak , I feel happy
After meeting 😌 kanak , I feel happy
by Kanak parewa November 25, 2021
Kanak is like a tall glass of water on a hot day. His chizzled body and devilish good looks make the panties drop. He is a sensual lover with moves better than Micheal Jackson dances. Once he's come into your life you will never be the same. He will challenge you and love you harder than any other man could. He will say all the right things, and make you laugh morning till night. If I were you, I wouldn't let him go..
by Kanak parewa November 25, 2021
Kanak is the type of girl that’s very hard to forget and move on from, she’s a great listener and will give you great advice, very easy to sympathise with and definitely one of a kind, she’s not a basic bitch so you can’t possibly do better than her, She’s the type of girl people daydream about, you’d find her in music . Kanak’s have a bit of a temper and cannot stand being lied to, so they will call you out on it but if you have one in your life, don’t lose her because they’re rare.
by Oppwoakslam172993 November 23, 2021
A kanak is a guy who's not only is cultured, but also forces everyone else to go according to it. He's bossy, mean and partial to the ones in his possy. His jokes are as rotten as the banana you left in your school bag during the summer vacations. He's got a three inch destroyer which can destroy even obsidian.
You: Sir I got 39.9 / 40 on this exam.
Kanak: This is naat the way my dear. Tell yaar parents to kaal me. And please infaarm them about the december fee beta.
You: Sir but i dont go for tuitions
Kanak: Shtupid fello whaat is this I will kaal yaar parents beta.
Kanak: This is naat the way my dear. Tell yaar parents to kaal me. And please infaarm them about the december fee beta.
You: Sir but i dont go for tuitions
Kanak: Shtupid fello whaat is this I will kaal yaar parents beta.
by JoeGamer696969 April 10, 2022
Kanak means Madness. Kanak means ‘gold’ and ‘element of addiction named Devil’s weed (toxic plant which can make you high)’. So you will go crazy in the ‘Pursuit’ and you will go crazier if you have them in abundance. So Kanak is madness in both ways…in the pursuit and in the attainment.
Have intoxication like Kanak. That’s her
by K Naina November 25, 2021