Kalapokicoprophobia

The phobia of pooping out corn after consumed, AKA corn poop. (KALA-POKI-COPRO-PHOBIA)

Mom! I see corn in my goddamn poop ! I’m gonna vomit ! I think I have Kalapokicoprophobia!

by This Is My Phobia February 22, 2021

Kalaun

A Kalaun is an out going and silly and fun and amazing kind of person. She is a great best friend and most likely your best hype man. And someone who is not only there for you but they are great to be around and full of energy. But be careful, they have a heart of gold but will turn into the coldest being once you've mistreated them and hurt them. Kalauns are fairly rare, since they are picky about those they call friend even though they are usually kind to everyone they meet.

"You know the new chick"
"Yeah, everyone does. She's totally a Kalaun"
"Really? I should get to know her!"

by Katie.Bean February 10, 2018

Aarushi Kalappa

bruh she belongs to da streets what do u want me to say man she got a fat ass doe so its aight

damn shawty its your birthday, ur kinda like aarushi kalappa u got a fat ass

by hit or miss ig they never miss June 21, 2020

Kalamunda

Shit hole in countryside Western Australia. Horrible place to live because people are dumb as doorknobs.

Man you're from Kalamunda aren't you!

You're so Kalamunda

Person 1: What is 2+2?
Person 2: I came from Kalamunda
Person 1: nuff said, go sit in the corner over there

by yayi'mcool January 20, 2009

kalaukoa

An AP history teacher who needs to learn that Urban Dictionary can be updated by anyone.

"I can't believe that the professor let you use wikipidea as a reliable Source. He is such a Kalaukoa."

by Surfrider96 October 8, 2014

kalapraphy

word used in place of DARN IT.

"holy kalapraphy!" or "what the kalapraphy, beatrice!"

by jenandi dictionary December 24, 2006

kalapatron

the action of making up gay words purely to make others suffer

chick no.1 : ur such a hornisha
chick no.2: ooohhh bitch u did not just kalapatron me

by ughugh August 23, 2009