pow right in the kisser

A euphamism for wifebeating from "Honeymooners".

One of these days, Alice, one of these days. Pow! Right in the kisser! Bang! Zoom! To the moon, Alice, to the moon!

by Doug March 12, 2004

butt kisser

Some one who does anything to get their boss/co-worker/asshole friends to like them. Also someone who should be punched in the jaw.

Ken stays late to work everyday, so he can lick his bosses boots. He is a real ass/butt kisser

by JessicaLynn April 11, 2007

Ass Kisser

A lowlife person willing to use other people as their targets for advancement in their organization or on the job. They are proficient in manipulation skills. They normally have a nervousness about them (constantly moving their leg) or/and talk almost non-stop about irrevalent topics. This is their way of subconciously manipulating their victims. Any supervisor or authoritative figure not capable of detecting this should be terminated immediately for compromising company morale. Ass Kissers like to take gifts to their superiors (fresh mushrooms, fish, etc...) this is a control technique used on weak management. They also love to cause trouble by telling on other employees and if they have nothing to tell they will just lie to have a story. Ass Kissers love trouble! Good managers/supervisors will find a reason to quickly terminate these people because they know that is the Ass Kisser gets the chance they will burn them out of their job. Acronyms for Ass Kisser are BJ and CJ.

cj bjass kisser kiss ass trouble maker troublemaker butt licker dick licker cum swallower sociopath liar stalker

by CEO of NO Ass Kisser Companys August 19, 2011

baby-kisser

a politician (origin unknown)

It seems that baby-kissers are praised as much as they are criticized.

by Light Joker March 5, 2005

Plum Kisser

When someone has no game so the make out with fruit instead

She gets no bitches i bet shes a plum kisser

by TOTALLYNOTNOVA February 10, 2022

Carpet kisser

A derogatory term referring to someone of Arab descent, who kisses carpets in the process of praying Alah and hopes for death to America.

That carpet kisser over there was definitely involved 9/11

by redtcslak69 July 23, 2010

Kaiser Chiefs

A wonderful band from Leeds, England which formed somewhere within the summer of 2003. The band includes Ricky Wilson (vocals), Nick Hodgson (drums/vocals), Andrew "Whitey" White (guitar), Nick "Peanut" Baines (keyboards), and Simon Rix (bass). See album "Employment" by Kaiser Chiefs for further information.

"It does not move me it's not the kind of thing that I like
Na Na Na Na Naa
Na Na Na Na Naa" --- Kaiser Chiefs "Na Na Na Na Naa" from the album "Employment"

by leeanne ess April 30, 2005