A creature which used to be a female but after many sexual encounters her vagina has mutated into a tentacled beast. This can be caused through mutation of STD's or through overuse of vagina.

The kraken has swallowed many sea men.

she is patient zero for chlmydia, what a kraken.

Kraken by VLRbossman September 30, 2011

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a huge killer dragon beast that lives in the sea, possibly Godzilla's father. according to folklore the kraken was originally someones pet gecko and that person angered the God's by peeing in the village fountain, so Zeus made his pet gecko grow to around 60 metres high and ordered it to kill him. alternate sources say it got trapped in a greenhouse. starred in the film "Clash Of The Titans".

The Kraken: "WRAAAARGH!"
Perseus: "leave me alone you big spastic lizard!"
The Kraken: "BY ORDER OF ZEUS I MUST KILL!!"
*Perseus stabs the Kraken in the eye*
The Kraken: "OOOW! YOU LITTLE SOD!"

kraken by failure33object April 26, 2005

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I showed everyone my penis. One guy called it a “beached whale”. One girl called it a “fucking sea monster” and another said “it’s a kraken!” So now I wait patiently for the day when someone asks me to “release the kraken” so I can show off my massive dong.

When my girl wants me to love on her, she says: "Release the Kraken", and I take off my belt and drop my pants.

Kraken by Primal Deep July 30, 2023

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A kraken is a karen on crack.
It’s much more horrible and loud than your normal karen and it could be very dangerous if you get to close to her.

Girl: be ware theres a kraken!
Boy: where?
Kraken: jakalsijslL

Kraken by Tututu September 26, 2020

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