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Koch Industries

(BUSINESS) Wichita, Kansas-based conglomerate; pronounced "coke." A closely held corporation; owns Flint Hills Resources, a major refinery operator.

One of the most secretive business enterprises in the Western world. The financial press is not allowed to publish any financial statistics on the firm whatever (unlike, say, Bechtel or Fidelity Investments, whose financials appear in Hoovers listings). Basically, it converts oil wealth into political influene through a huge web of "foundations."

Koch Industries operates enormous oil refineries in Alaska, Minnesota, and Texas; owns 4000 miles of pipeline; Brawny paper towels, Dixie cups, Georgia-Pacific lumber, Stainmaster carpet, and Lycra (fiber used to make Spandex).

Koch Family Foundations funnel immense amount of money to climate change denial groups, although they manage to remain secretive about that also. Both David and Charles Koch have assets easily in excess of $8 billion, and they are the largest political donors of the oil and gas industry. Mostly their "charitable foundations" promote far-right propaganda.
In the spring of 2010, University of Massachusetts at Amherst’s Political Economy Research Institute named Koch Industries one of the top ten air polluters in the United States.

The Americans for Prosperity Foundation (formerly Citizens for a Sound Economy) and the Cato Institute are creations of the Koch Family Foundations.
by Sorry, the good guys lost September 3, 2010
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kochsucker

A kochsucker is anyone involved in politics who advocates policies that benefit corporations, big business and right wing interests, under the guise that those policies will actually benefit normal Americans. Very similar to a teabagger.
Did you hear that kochsucker claim climate change is hoax? Yeah, probably so that his oil polluting buddies can get another no bid oil drill contract.
by nugzstradamus March 10, 2011
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kochsucking

Having a long lasting relationship with Koch Brothers.

Being Koch Brothers Muppet
Just as conservatives are proud of slavery, Herman Cain is proud of his Kochsucking.
by MadRussky October 18, 2011
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kochaine

Kochaine is a highly addictive substance derived from the rare and toxic Koch parasite, cousin to thefairly common North American Kochroach. Kochaine is harvested from the manure of obscenely wealthy billionaires. Kochaine abuse destroys lives and frequent use leads to erratic, zombie-like behavior, turning addicts into "koch-heads". Side effects may include selective hearing, partial blindness, delusions of grandeur and criminal impulses.
Scott Walker was so high on kochaine he refused to negotiate with democratic senators, forcing Wisconsin to recall his stupid ass. What a koch-head!
by Mayadidas March 28, 2011
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Kockaron

When you challenge any male head of household to put your dicks on a cutting board. The larger dick is the winner and will become the new head of household.
Dad: You’re grounded!
Son: Oh yeah? I challenge you to a kockaron!
by TMK_99 May 13, 2017
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kochupurackal

A lovely, charismatic young gentleman who is kind, gentle, sweet, awesome, selfless, looks out for others, handsome, smart, wholesome, and overall a great and approachable person. He is an affable and distinguished person and has a very competitive nature as well.
Guy 1: Fuck you
Kochupurackal: Sorry
Guy 2: I will put a screwdriver up your anus if you insult kochupurackal again, Guy 1!
by The Ass Master™ April 2, 2022
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Kochsucker

One who sucks the proverbial cock of the billionaire Koch brothers. Bonus points for also being a 'sucker' by falling for a prank call from someone posing as a Koch brother.
Hey, are you voting to re-elect Scott Walker?

No way! He's a dirty, rotten Kochsucker!
by BuckyForGov April 24, 2011
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