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jaikie

In Scotland, someone of unclean, possibly shifty, appearance. Tramps and alcoholics are commonly referred to as jaikies up here.

Can also be used as a term to describe an ugly woman.
When commenting on unclean people:

"Look at the state of that jaikie!"

"What a jaikie bastard"

When insulting a woman:
"You're jaikie as fuck! Scoot, ya fuckin ugly nugget afore ah slap ye wan"
by Scott T The Silver fox January 23, 2004
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Jaikie

noun. In Scotland, a person of low social and moral fibre, often sighted loitering in the alcoholic beverages aisle of a supermarket with a small swarm of security guards hovering close by, or yelling racial abuse at staff in Chinese takeaways at two in the morning.

Due to their addled, shifty nature and incoherent mode of speech, the only two known methods of differentiating between sober and inebriated jaikies are a) a measuring the diameter of the pupil and b) measuring strength of the piss smell emanating from the individual's filthy shell-suit bottoms.

The term jaikie derives from Frosty Jacks, an extremely cheap white-cider-cum-paintstripper sold in local off-licenses, and popular among less salubrious individuals as a more inexpensive alternative to the ubiquitous Buckfast.

Can also be used as an adjective.
Female jaikie: "Hey pal, I know ye're an ugly basturt but I'll give ye a hand job if you buy me a bag o' chips!"

Human being: "You're no oil painting yourself, you fucking jaikie bitch! I'd rather put my willy in the hand of Dr No than in your jaikie, fag-stained claws. Now, jog on."
by krakenslayer December 3, 2009
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jikini

(noun)
1.An imaginary friend's friend who is, also, imaginary.
2.A word said to express a fairly attractive woman or an awkward silence.
1.Nobody can see Fred's jikinis becuase Fred is imaginary.
2.Taylor Jarmas was the last one to say jikini, so he was slapped in the face.
by Jerry B. Collins April 20, 2008
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Jikin

A Japanese Goldfish which is red and white. Best viewed from above to appreciate it's elegant tail.
by bonsai_proxy August 3, 2005
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Jikit

My future. Jikit is cute , handsome and insanely adorable . He's the type to lighten up the mood if things ever go left . His personality and vibes are like no other . Having a Jikit in your life makes things so much better. His sense of humor never lets you down and although he's been through a rough patch , he will always live life to the fullest. He's the type to be there when you need him, he's someone you know you can count on . The more time you spend with him , the more you realize that he is unique , and there is no one else like him. Im lucky to have a Jikit in my life .
Jikit my soulmate.
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jaikishan

He is Jaikishan my drinks.
by Naviene May 25, 2016
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jikiya

A fun courageous girl full of ideas and things and you wouldn't want to mess with her or there are consequences
Jikiya is smart but deadly if you mess with her
by Jikiya March 28, 2017
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