Juarez Burner

Dipping your testicles in your friends' nacho cheese when they're not looking.

I just gave Nick a Juarez Burner.

by Prouse February 2, 2010

Benito Juarez Day

Typically used at work to describe a day of less than stellar performance when no other definitive causes are available to management. Associated with an actual day on the calendar, but the impact of the event is overblown for the purposes of avoiding accountability.

Too many associates didn't show up at the call center because they were in Linkin Park on a Benito Juarez day.

by Manuel Ordez March 20, 2008

Juarez

The fifth biggest city in Mexico, also called J-Town, Juaritoz, etc. Shares a border with El Paso, Texas, and is the place where bored teengers used to go to to get drunk, high and "dance" on weekends. The time it takes to cross to and from Juarez when there's traffic is like 3 hours.
Juarez is currently one of the muder capitals of the world, so even teenagers are scared of crossing the border. 3 thousand people were murdered here in 2010...

a: Hey, did you hear about those teens they killed at a party in Juarez the other weekend?

b: Which one, the one where they killed 19 of them or the one where they only killed 8?

That was an actual conversation I had.

by KiraGirl December 27, 2010

natalie juarez

Natalie Juarez is a strong girl and a badass shes a Savage and she falls for boys quick.she has a crazy personality she likes being funny, weird, talking she doesn't like doing homework she gets lunch detention all the time but she is sweet at most time she loves hot chips it's like a drug to her lol she's very pretty and all the boys are scared of her hahaha

Marissa:Hey have you seen Natalie Juarez

Adriana: she's not her cuz she has lunch detention

Marissa:well she must be having a good time cuz her crush is there

by Nmaz July 26, 2017

juarez

Sometimes used as a synonym for "warez."

Hey, I'm looking for a copy of Photoshop, do you think you could hook me up with Señor Juarez?

by Chris Meyer November 7, 2005

Wet Juarez

The sexual act of receiving anal stimulation from an object extruding from the drain in your toilet.

benny got a wet juarez from that toilet brush. he's still in there, too.

by plagadodigito January 1, 2012

Ciudad Juárez

Cd. Juárez, Chihuahua, Mexico (more commonly known as just Juárez) is the city across the Mexican-American border from El Paso where all these cute girls come from that my friend's mom says are all possessive bitches. Stupid people go there a lot to get drunk, but they're idiots. If you're ever too cheap to buy stuff in El Paso, you can go to Juárez. My own mom would kill me just for going to Juárez, and tells me I better not be dating those "Latinas". It also happens to be the fourth most populous city in Mexico.

Some idiot: Let's go to Juárez and get drunk.

Some other idiot: Okay, let's crash our car and kill someone on the way back.

by Paco Belmondo May 4, 2005