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The Juno

When a girl's hair has outgrown her haircut: she wears her hair in a ponytail and tucks her bangs behind her ears, as the title character does in the movie "Juno."
"Dude, I need a haircut real bad. I've been doing the Juno for a week now."
by SanneStealsSocks June 4, 2009
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Uno De Juno

The holiest of holy days, Uno de Juno was originally a holiday created for non-mexican Spanish speakers. Sick of people assuming since they spoke Spanish that they wanted to celebrate the Mexican holiday of Cinco de Mayo, some Puerto Ricans and their white compatriots in New Orleans adopted Uno de Juno as their own day of holy celebration.

Intentionally misspelled, the first and only rule of Uno de Juno is that it is not celebrated on June 1st and the celebration usually consists of heavy drinking, drug taking and party-goers wearing poorly designed t-shirts.
Everyone got blackout drunk and Sam pissed himself, another great Uno de Juno was had by all.
by Dooder11 June 14, 2013
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Pull a Juno

"Dude, your recliner smells funky"

"That's because last night my girlfriend and I pulled a Juno on it"

Pull a Juno
by meuzikluver January 26, 2013
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Juno

"Juno, I just fed you."
by kelzierose September 7, 2011
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junofide

Steve knocked up kathy. Boy she sure got junofide
by Cock n balls 111 April 16, 2021
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Juno

She was the Roman Queen of the Gods! Enough about this bloody movie already!
Juno has had enough of your shit.
by grumpy gus July 1, 2008
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jugnormous

Word used to exclaim that a girl has huge breasts
Whhhhhhoooooooooooooaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! Those be JUGNORMOUS! Goddamn
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