Justeen

The best person you will ever meet. Drop-dead gorgeous and gives the best advice there is. Its a good idea to talk to this person as much as possible because they will make you feel better. Makes the perfect girlfriend/best friend.

"aye man. Justeen's over there." - person 1
"coool. ima talk to her. shes my bfff." -person 2

by ohyeeeeeeeeeee December 31, 2011

justed

To have your spirit and physical being crushed into a state of submission. To have your life ruined beyond repair.

American men tend to get justed hard after a divorce.

by bigguyforyou4221 April 23, 2018

Jestermaxxing

When someone goes out of their way to be funny to make people like them, but most of their "jokes" is just making themselves look like a fool and an idiot just like a jester.

Well looks like Toby is jestermaxxing again. Poor guy has no idea people are laughing at him not with him.

by DynamicMutch April 1, 2023

court-to-prison jester

A man who often started out early in his life as the class clown due to anger and parental neglect, and who later became a regular courtroom laughingstock, then eventually a prison comedian, still having nothing and nobody.

Well I think I’ll have to figure out how to profit from this court-to-prison jester gig, I mean beyond the submissions to Urban Dictionary.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019

justed

Gettin absolutely rekt.

Buying into a coin at the ATH and then u brendan fraiser into crying jordan - JUSTed

by BUY_INTO_GEMS_ICO January 10, 2018

The Jester Race

The second-best metal album ever made, behind only Dark Tranquillity's The Gallery. Recorded in 1995 by In Flames, it stands as their seminal accomplishment seconded by 1994's Lunar Strain and 1997's Whoracle. A true testament to spectacular riff-writing and guitarwork, every song has at least three distinct riffs, with a very dynamic lead guitar and a strong rhythm guitar and frequent double leads in parts. The vocals are powerful but not spectacular in any way and the lyrics are closer to poetry than 99% of music gets. The drumming is very fast and clean, but the drums and bass tend to make way for the guitar, which is clearly the highlight of the album and of In Flames in general, at least up until 2002's Reroute to Remain. A true testament to the riff- and solo-writing prowess of Jesper Stromblad, and a fantastic journey into another land, where creative and unrepetitive music reigns supreme. When combined with the 1996 EP Black-Ash Inheritance, it becomes an even better album simply due to the addition of In Flames's best song they ever wrote, Goliaths Disarm Their Davids, an epic track that stands out on an album that is nothing but epic tracks. A must-have for any fan of metal.

Man 1: In Flames is obviously a shite band. Clearly they're just another commercialized Slipknot knockoff.

Man 2: Not exactly. *hands Man 1 a copy of The Jester Race*

by Stand Ablaze September 29, 2005

Butt-Jouster

A homosexual who does a running start to engage in anal sex with his male parter.

Jesus! Look at that F*ing butt-jouster! He gives a new meaning to the term, "I will get medieval on your hinee!"

by G-Stein May 20, 2007