jurprise

A Jewish ginger with a hot mom

Shut up jurprise

by Kyle_🇮🇲 November 18, 2021

Jurples

n. A plastic purple Jesus found in many small convenience stores.

Yo, I kept seein the face of that jurple when I was screwing your mom last night.

by Alyssa Caprasso September 7, 2005

jurpreet

it's a name which means someone who loves the Guru or God.

if you're someone who loves challenge and freedom, you might be a Jurpreet, but there is only one Jurpreet in the world.

Wow! Jurpreet is so cute.
Jurpreet and Shane have a pet named Nemo.

by astercloa August 16, 2021

Jurpin

Jurpin is the act of stabbing somebody with a knife handle. Usually it has to be lethal to count as Jurpin. If its not a lethal stab then you aren't Jurpin... Your just a dumbass.

stabber: hey im gonna jurp you!
guy thats getting jurped: uh your holding the knife the wrong way around.
stabber: oh thanks i almost stabbed you with the blade.
guy thats getting jurped: ok you can proceed with your jurpin!
stabber: thanks.

by CherrySodaChild January 12, 2021

Jurpoo

To jerk off and poo at the same time, usually done on the toilet.

You did a jurpoo on your toilet

by coop diddy June 7, 2011

Jurph

The coolest person you will ever know. Stems from the name Jessica Murphy, combined to form jurphy and then shortened to jurph. A really "nice" and "cute" girl who is also smart, talented and funny. She is a great friend and would make an amazing girlfriend so if you ever find a jurph, make sure you don't lose her.

*Approaches moderately attractive guy at party*
Bec: "Hey, have you met my friend Jess?"
Guy: "You mean Jurph? Of course, she's so awesome. I'm gonna go dance with that girl."
Bec: "Damn straight you are, she's fucking perfect! GET IT!"

by Becky Princess February 12, 2014

Jurping

I don't really know..., Crazy talk, WTF Lol, to get rickshissed

I'll be jurping

by Applesauce23 July 4, 2010