by jbrown67 November 26, 2009
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Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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The coolest person you will ever know. Stems from the name Jessica Murphy, combined to form jurphy and then shortened to jurph. A really "nice" and "cute" girl who is also smart, talented and funny. She is a great friend and would make an amazing girlfriend so if you ever find a jurph, make sure you don't lose her.
*Approaches moderately attractive guy at party*
Bec: "Hey, have you met my friend Jess?"
Guy: "You mean Jurph? Of course, she's so awesome. I'm gonna go dance with that girl."
Bec: "Damn straight you are, she's fucking perfect! GET IT!"
Bec: "Hey, have you met my friend Jess?"
Guy: "You mean Jurph? Of course, she's so awesome. I'm gonna go dance with that girl."
Bec: "Damn straight you are, she's fucking perfect! GET IT!"
by Becky Princess February 12, 2014
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