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Jergens

A brand of moisturizer that is often used by young boys for masturbation.
Son, did you empty the jergens bottle again? I was saving that for my anniversary.
by flergins January 15, 2020
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Jorgensen

A Nordic word for a human body chiseled in ice by the hands of gods.
He has a perfect body. It's Jorgensen in every way.
by T125 October 30, 2012
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Jurgen

1.An intellegent guy that always gets the most beautiful woman at social events, he is well dressed and everyone seems to want to be associated with him.

2. Gods gift to woman.
1."dammit Josh, That Mark has changed alot since primary school. Hes become a real Jurgen"

2. "Stacy had sex with David last night, she says he might be a Jurgen"
by catholicangel January 13, 2009
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jurgen

hottest guy in the world .dark hair and dark eyes, has a huge dick, gets with the prettiest girls, has a great personality,perfect smile,funny,and he's really chill but probably smokes some pot, he's the most perfect boyfriend ever. he is also great in bed and knows how to play with your titties and pussy.

gods gift tom women
i wish i was a jurgen
by xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoox November 25, 2011
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jurgensmeier

Man that guy has a huge jurgensmeier.
by LexiconKing October 19, 2010
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Jürgen

Name of Pewdiepie's horse in Minecraft
Come back here Jürgen
by NeotheP June 29, 2019
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Jorgensen

Dude, you're so totally a jorgensen
by moojoogoo September 1, 2009
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