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Juno

Ever since Juno came out everyone likes Moldy Peaches and Cat Power.
by Seamon October 7, 2008
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1. To accidentally get a teenage girl pregnant.
2. To actively wingman someone.
3. To help a drunk friend stay alive.
Ex 1. "Dude, I'm totally screwed. I junoed my girlfriend!"

Ex.2 "Hey man, could you juno me with that girl?"

Ex. 3 "Thanks for junoing me last night. I would've gotten so screwed without you."
by Public Masturbater June 6, 2010
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Juno

A Golden Globe nominated film about a teenage girl that gets pregnant by her best friend; an extremely smart, witty dark comedy with a slighly cliched ending. A wonderful movie, nonetheless.
Juno stars Ellen Page and superCUTE Michael Cera.
by Kirbiet January 11, 2008
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1. An emotional response containing a mixture 'furor' (mindless passion) and being Livid.

The word derives from the Goddess Juno/Hera - in relation to the Epic Poem, The Aeneid.

2. to juno - to have an extreme vendetta against someone because they implicitly called you ugly
1. She was described as being "likened to Juno"

2. I was ready to go all Juno on everyone's asses
by TheRealZeus March 26, 2011
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a pretty person inside and out who’s not very confident with herself, but should be because she’s actually pretty great. a lot of people try to make her happy and realise this but sometimes it backfires because her insecurity gets in the way. she’s beautiful, bright, and funny and once you meet a juno, they make you feel comfortable, and it’s easy to share things with her. she puts a lot of effort into her conversations, and she’ll always be there when you need her.
oh look, it's a juno!
i love junos.
by heytherewhatisup December 24, 2013
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An old school internet service provider that was very popular back in the early 90s.
"Do people even use Juno anymore?"
by Purple Bear May 16, 2008
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A movie about a girl named Juno who accidentally gets pregnant by her best friend Paulie Bleeker. It illustrates a different outlook on teenage pregnancy, and is unlike any other film. Ellen Page who plays Juno Macguff and her co-star Michael Cera as Paulie Bleeker, are brilliant in this film. Written by Diablo Cody, it is a very touching, heartfelt film, and I recommend everyone see it.
Everyone go see Juno it was the best film of 2007!
by junooo January 12, 2008
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