2 definitions by Public Masturbater

1. To accidentally get a teenage girl pregnant.
2. To actively wingman someone.
3. To help a drunk friend stay alive.
Ex 1. "Dude, I'm totally screwed. I junoed my girlfriend!"

Ex.2 "Hey man, could you juno me with that girl?"

Ex. 3 "Thanks for junoing me last night. I would've gotten so screwed without you."
by Public Masturbater June 06, 2010
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To accidentally destroy any electronic devices just by making a physical contact with it.
Don't touch my new computer! You're gonna stainer it.
by Public Masturbater June 06, 2010
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