The belief that one accepts God-Emperor Juneau the Big White Dog as their rightful overlord and savior above all other gods (and/or dogs) and pledges oneself to Him in eternal devotion and servitude.
I practice Juneauism by starting every day with a prayer: May God-Emperor Juneau, the goodest boy (Praise be unto him!) permit us to bask in his cuteness for all eternity and deliver unto us salvation! Woof! (Amen!)
by Juneauworshipper October 14, 2022
Get the juneauism mug.If someone Break's ur heart into pieces but you still willing to forgive them. And Love them the same as before. Then you are a ' Junmar '
by Ajag June 7, 2021
Get the Junmar mug.The capitol city of Alaska. Population of approximately 30,000 with nearly 30% being unemployed male douche bags that strut around the bars like they're the shit. The average Juneau douche bag only gets laid once every other year and it's usually to a 300 lb Chlamydia infested whale. Can also be used to describe a Juneau female that is a 2 but thinks she's a 10. A very common occurance in Southeast Alaska.
by AKCoug February 21, 2011
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by Killerhoe99 December 27, 2016
Get the juneah mug.Juneau is the landlocked capitol city of Alaska. It has a population of roughtly 30,000 and growing. Juneau is also one of the largest tourist destinations in the state by way of cruise ship.
The people in Juneau have a tendancy to be very nice and friendly, often either extremist right wing conservatives or uber-liberal hippies. Somehow, even these two groups of people tend to get along wonderfully, despite their political values (ask about ANWR).
When traveling to Juneau, people are often most astonished by the overwhelming amount of surrounding mountains and glaciers. Not far behind is an equally overwhelming amount of rain--as Southeast Alaska is a rainforest.
The people in Juneau have a tendancy to be very nice and friendly, often either extremist right wing conservatives or uber-liberal hippies. Somehow, even these two groups of people tend to get along wonderfully, despite their political values (ask about ANWR).
When traveling to Juneau, people are often most astonished by the overwhelming amount of surrounding mountains and glaciers. Not far behind is an equally overwhelming amount of rain--as Southeast Alaska is a rainforest.
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