Jebus Crisp

What people should say when they are shocked around Christian

"OMFG! JEBUS CRISP!" I said when I saw something disgusting. I didn't want to offend any of the Christians around this area, so I just said Jebus Crisp instead.

by Tauralea Swaggs December 12, 2015

Jurus pompa hamil

A sexual term where a person in this position drives their penis all the way into the receiver's pussy, with the receiver being skeptical of being pleased/fucked or just being cocky or superior, followed by a female egg being fertilized seconds within seconds of the penetrator cumming despite in reality taking several days or weeks of the woman to actually become fertilized.

This position is commonly seen in breeding/impregnation kinks. The receiver is usually crying out in pleasure as a result.

"Hiyaaattt jurus pompa hamil! Get pregnant! Get pregnant!"

"I used jurus pompa hamil with my wife last night, in the morning she got pregnant"

by Youum June 7, 2023

Jebus Crew

N. A group of ugly or unattractive girls moving in a pack. The collective average rating for this group is around a 3, and the group usually centers around a queen jebus, who is often the charismatic and better looking leader with around a 4 rating. The term is derived from the uncontrollable yelling of "JEBUS" every time a jebus crew is sighted.

"Holy shit look at that jebus crew walking out from the math and science club's all you can eat cake fundraiser."
"JEBUS"

by Ihavenoclue July 9, 2009

kaneto juusei

The visual kei band EVERYONE is obsessed with. You don’t even have to like them as a whole to be obsessed. Their visuals, music, and/or skits can and WILL have you in a chokehold.

“Hey, have you heard of Kaneto Juusei?”
“No shit. Everyone has.”

by bt.taboo December 25, 2022

Jebussy

Jesus Pussy.

"Hey man, I went to bible studies and got me some of that sweet sweet Jebussy!"
"Whoah dude, that's tight!"

by Zizoman123 April 5, 2022

Jebus

A version of the word Jesus created by Homer Simpson when he became a missionary. Used for comical purposes instead of using Jesus. Also used in games to avoid Nazi-language filters. (eg Coke Music)

Sweet zombie Jebus that was cool!

by Ben L. June 11, 2004

Jebuscow

A well-known PvPer on the Horde side of the US Draenor server on World of Warcraft. Widely known for his triumphs in World PvP on both factions. Also known, by some, as the King of Draenor. Some also recognize him as the most successful Trade troll on the server due to his witty remarks and tactful approach to players in the chat.

2. Trade:Jebuscow: Ohai!
2. Trade:Player 1: Look it's Jebuscow!
2. Trade:Player 2: All hail King of Draenor!
2. Trade:Jebuscow: NOU
2. Trade:Player 4: Ohai.

by wowplayer2010 January 20, 2010