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Asshole, all ways try to be weird with girls. If you meet a Jozef, run.
"Jozef is an asshole"
Jozef by anonymous January 3, 2024

Jozef Pilsudski

Greatest polish general of all time behind sobieski , true king, stopped the communist from infiltrating our beautiful country and led his nation even past the Nazi invasion
Uneducated person: hey man who the heck is Jozef Pilsudski
polish guy: only the best general ever!

and then they high five because fuck you
Jozef Pilsudski by numbnuttic March 16, 2022

Jozef Sprunk

The Stinkiest motherfucker you'll ever meet. Literally smells like a big wet fart mixed with green nickels. If you get near this get ready to wanna kill yourself. Cause he Stinks!
Ahh, Gah damn, it smells like a Jozef sprunk in here. JESUS
Jozef Sprunk by CharlieJ16 November 1, 2022

Franz Jozef Hidin' 

Da lesser-known 18th-century classical-music composer who was very bashful about showing himself in public, and so he had to have a courier deliver the sheet-music to the publisher after he'd composed said melodic artistry.
It's too bad that modern electronics and communications didn't exist back in Franz Jozef Hidin's time, or he could simply have faxed of emailed his priceless works of music to his publishers instead of having a courier hand-deliver them.
Franz Jozef Hidin' by QuacksO January 9, 2020

Sint Jozef

A place for kids who suffer from ligma
I'm glad i'm not going to Sint Jozef.
Sint Jozef by XaNtEn from tha hood November 21, 2021

Josefine 

amazing

shy
funniest
insecure
beatiful
caring
gifts
friends
Josefine is the most amazing person you'll ever meet and she will always be there for you when you need her the most. Josefine can be really shy at first but once you get to know her you'll never want to lose her. The men would never miss a chance on taking her on a date and she almost always say yes to explore life. She is one of the funniest people you'll ever meet and you will never have a boring moment once you get to know her. She is problably very insecure about her looks but is actually super beatiful and hot in bed. She is also very caring about her loved ones and will always call and check in on you to see that you're okay if she hasn't heard from you in awhile. Josefine is problably known for giving the best gifts, she most likely always tries to personalize the gifts to her friends and put alot of effort and love into them.

Josefine can be very scared to lose friends and she always asks herself if her closests friends around her loves her truley. She is not afraid to tell her friends and family how she's feeling. She also has a ting with words because there she can express herself without having to talk to new people and letting her shy part take over.
Josefine by ISITLN June 23, 2020