Pecker Jousting is a competition played by two naked men each with an erection. The erect penis is used as a battering ram against the opponent's scrotum and penis. With each opponent facing the other at a distance of 50 feet, they begin running towards one another at a jogging speed and quickly advance to a sprint just before impact of penis's. Hands of opponents are behind they're backs and this is done in a run by jousting fashion just as mounted knights did. The object is to buckle the opponents erection with glancing blows.
by Willy Geddermoist October 8, 2009
Get the Pecker Jousting mug.Knight #1: "Did thee take that serving wench to thy keep last night?"
Knight #2: "Yes, mine bedroom jousting was most vigorous last evening. I woke to find blood on mine bedsheets."
Knight #2: "Yes, mine bedroom jousting was most vigorous last evening. I woke to find blood on mine bedsheets."
by sirsilverfox April 6, 2010
Get the bedroom jousting mug.Related Words
Jorsting
• Jousting
• Joosting
• Jorting
• jortsing
• Jousting cock
• Joosting my clog
• Josting
• Jrsting Off
• dick jousting
The act of two or more males holding their junk by the hilts and sword-fighting using their dicks, often to duel for a woman's affections. (Dick must be erect to participate in hilt jousting)
by OMGgirlomg222 January 24, 2015
Get the Hilt Jousting mug."Man, Patrick and Holden had a joosting contest On Crossing Swords. Patrick won! It was a hilarious sight!"
by Known2Bite June 16, 2020
Get the Joosting mug.The act of two men. Both men have dildos sticking out of their assholes fighting for the dominate male to have leisurely consensual sex with the lovely madien.
Jake I shall win this duel of butt jousting with my shining vibrating dildo to have the best sex with this woman.
by sexy_sara21 October 16, 2013
Get the butt jousting mug.A game where two males, fully erect, run or walk at each other at a brisk pace, trying to poke the other on the penis tip or nut sack.
Bored on a rainy saturday afternoon, Craig and Philip decided to have a wiener jousting match, where Craig defeated his foe with a mighty joust to Philip's left testicle.
by Big Timber 69 April 19, 2009
Get the wiener jousting mug.A competition of masculine will, where two men align their buttholes against one another, and the first one to shit wins the match.
Bryan wanted to prove he was manlier than Steve, so Bryan challenged Steve to a game of rectal jousting. Bryan shit first, and won the battle, proving his masculinity was far greater than pansy-assed Steve.
by AmazingAnus January 23, 2017
Get the rectal jousting mug.