Jordananese

A Language Understood By Only Those Named Jordan

Jordan: "Hey, Where Did (Insert Name) Go?"
Random: "Blah Blah Blah End The Movie."
Jordan: "Wait, No I Wont End It...Wait, What? Oh Okay Nevermind."
Random: "....What?"
Jordan: Oh, No Nothing, I Was Talking To Jordan. We We're Speaking Jordananese, You Wouldn't Understand."
"....Okay...?" *Awkward Silence*
Jordan: Aflackkk!!

by PiNK JoRDaNs July 8, 2011

jordanesque

a word to define all forms of perfection

Holy shit, that was a jordanesque shot!

Damn, look at this painting, its Jordanesque

by ur mother April 17, 2004

Jordanski

Has great aim no game sense no awareness and is known as grandpa walker in the infernal realms discord.

Wow that playstyle reminds me of jordanski

by Y0rdan September 9, 2019

jordanne

(adjective) used to describe something with loads of gorgeousness
(noun)
The most beautiful and flawless woman known to Dayton Ohio, or perhaps even mankind.

"Wow did you see that Bugatti Veyron?"
"why yes i did, it was totally jordanne"

"I saw the most jordanne picture yesterday"

"When I saw Jordanne i fell to my knees"

by zackattack1919 October 18, 2008

Jordanism

A sacred religion which all shall hail the mighty one name "Jordan" and worship the ground he stands upon. If you do not obey him you will perish in the fiery ashes of hell with the other nonbelievers.

Guy #1: Hey you wanna go to church tomorrow?
Guy#2: Sorry, I am apart of Jordanism, so I can't attend!

by ThatDankFart2 August 14, 2017

bootleg jordans

Fake wanna be jordan

bitch gone somewhere wit those bootleg jordans

by uglyprince October 20, 2015

jordanesque

A word or phrase used to describe all forms of greatness, perfection, superiority, or flawlessness.

Guy: That Benihana chef is doing some crazy ass tricks with my food, I hope he doesn't drop it all on the ground.

Guy2: Yeah he's probably been practicing that his whole life. Jordanesque.

by sam cassell April 11, 2011