To pwn in a manner that can't be duplicated. To destroy in such a mean as never been seen before. To obliterate anyone who stands in your way.
Those guys were pissin me off, so I was forced to Jord-pwn them. It wasn't a pretty site....I don't know how I did it.
by T.J. Smith May 26, 2006
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Get the Jord Berg mug.Jord'n is someone who is kind but also who doesn't give a fuck. She has a big heart and would tell you anything if she feels comfortable around you. If you know someone name Jord'n you are very lucky to have them in your lives.
Jord'n you wanna play roblox?
Jord'n responses-I can't, No my wifi is bad etc -(Always have an excuse)
ALSO JORD'N IF YOU ARE SEEING THIS IM SO SORRY LMAO
Jord'n responses-I can't, No my wifi is bad etc -(Always have an excuse)
ALSO JORD'N IF YOU ARE SEEING THIS IM SO SORRY LMAO
by phatmotherfawker June 8, 2021
Get the jord'n mug.Jord Parker; a no good lying dirtbag of man whose only contribution to society is being a burden. 100% of what passes his lips is pure Bullshit. He never tells the truth anbout where he is or who he’s with. Instead of askirting he cheated, he said he got clap from sharing used boxers with another boy
Jord is also known for molesting livestock of all shapes and sizes.
Jord also had to have 3 hair transplants and he can’t use his penis unless he’s on steroids.
Jord is also known for molesting livestock of all shapes and sizes.
Jord also had to have 3 hair transplants and he can’t use his penis unless he’s on steroids.
“I saw jord coming out the club with some 16 year old he snuck in there”
“Jord Parker is a waste of space! The best part of his dribbled down his mums legs the day he was conceived”
“Jord Parker is a waste of space! The best part of his dribbled down his mums legs the day he was conceived”
by F_U_JordyP_U_Rat November 24, 2023
Get the Jord Parker mug.A ratty smack head who doesn’t hesitate to get his bum hole out in any situation. Also know as planet earths skid mark, jord smiggins is a true disappointment in everybody whose life he infects, annoying everybody with his gay antics. Known to threaten small children with screwdrivers and scream at his nan he can be found in Doncaster extremely rarely (usually dosses in his house praying on the weaker siblings inability to fight back). Has a happy little scrote of a dog called Luna.
Rapist 1: I hate myself, I feel no better than jord smiggins.
Rapist 2: don’t say that, we’ll never be as bad as him.
Prison guard: He’s right no one is worse then jord smiggins.
Rapist 2: don’t say that, we’ll never be as bad as him.
Prison guard: He’s right no one is worse then jord smiggins.
by TheRealPibidy February 15, 2025
Get the Jord smiggins mug.Also known as DJWS a state of drunkenness where the first consonant of each word is swapped with the one of the word succeeding it. In cases where one word does not have a consonant to start on the consonant of the word with a consonant is placed at the front of it and left as is. Tends to happen at the end of a sentence perhaps due to the fact the subject becomes overconfident as they haven't jord wumbled the sentence that they are condemned to fuck it up. Often occuring in young intellectuals at party's where alcohol is so bountiful no person can reject getting muntered even if only slightly.
person 1: dude have I ever told you how luch move I have for you?
person 2: holy christ your breath's dehydrating my skin you're so fucked
person 1: my life is oo tawesome. I really shouldn't bitch mo such.
person 2: dude wtf did you just say? I think you have drunken jord wumbling syndrome. Here sit down and blow chunks
person 2: holy christ your breath's dehydrating my skin you're so fucked
person 1: my life is oo tawesome. I really shouldn't bitch mo such.
person 2: dude wtf did you just say? I think you have drunken jord wumbling syndrome. Here sit down and blow chunks
by coit105 May 8, 2010
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