Simply the best, a gift to god sent to earth to stop global warming, end poverty and world hunger. Just the presence of a Jordon makes all woman in the room orgasm on the spot. It is said in ancient greek myths that in the battle of titans a Jordon came down and won the battle in 10 seconds it would have been 5 but he had to tie his shoe. Some nicknames for a Jordon are The holy lord, Chuck Norris and i'm not worthy. Gets greatly offended if you call him a Jordan.
Person 1: omg do you know who that is?
Person 2: of course i do it's a Jordon
Person 1: we should start bowing
Person 2: i think he's pissed we haven't already
Person 2: of course i do it's a Jordon
Person 1: we should start bowing
Person 2: i think he's pissed we haven't already
by Thebigman15 October 8, 2010
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by Jobroni August 25, 2008
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Get the joron mug.A sweet loving girl who is always obsessed with a band and loves her best friends more than anything. Always a beautiful girl and tends to be a little short but really smart.
Guy : Did you see that girl?!!
Guy 2 : yeah she's beautiful
Girl: That's jordon she's my best friend we're practically sisters
Guy: I love her
Guy 2 : yeah she's beautiful
Girl: That's jordon she's my best friend we're practically sisters
Guy: I love her
by Ermen December 20, 2012
Get the Jordon mug.A very sexy guy.He gets all the girls.Jordon cares for everyone but his mood changes very quickly so be careful what you say to him.He may get all the girls but he doesn't date them so he's only a secondary threat .If you come to like him tell him as soon as possible ,because if you don't there might not be another chance.But he doesn't date black girls ,if your mixed that's a different story.
by Sonic the hedgehog March 7, 2017
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