Johnsons

n.

On of the two basic types of people in the world. Johnsons are decent people that generally mind their own business but are always ready to offer help to anyone who needs it without judgment or reservation.

An expression first used by Jack Black in the memoir “You Can’t Win” and later referenced in the novels of William S. Burroughs. See also: Johnsons and Shits and Johnsons.

by William Lee April 16, 2006

Johnsense

Noun. Ingenious idea(s) that have not come to fruition. In their present form, they may seem ridiculous ( and flushable), but over time have potential or qualitative redeeming value.

John has come up with a revolutionary way to recycle used toilet paper, but Elizabeth told him that it was purely johnsense.

by Johnnymous January 23, 2019

bloody johnsons

It is a kind of swearing at a third party for something which is beyond your control(on a lighter side).

Neil: You have 34 files to check today.
Sam: Please ...will do it in two days...
Neil: No, you got to do it today.. our boss has said so...
Sam: Bloody johnsons! :)

by Sat213 October 12, 2008

dwayne johnsons johnson

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's genitals

"Dude, I just saw Dwayne Johnsons johnson and it was MASSIVE"
"Theres a reason they call him "The Rock""

by imabigkidnowlolxd July 31, 2022

Bob Johnsons

Quite simply, a pair of gentleman's 'knackers'.

Kev: "I didnt know you could do the splits Jim?"

Jim: "Neither did I, my Bob Johnsons are paying for it now though!"

by Dabz December 12, 2008

Johnsonsexual

People who are attracted to boys named johnson and his small tiny penis. Some characteristic of Johnson that they are attracted to are: Gay, genshinsexual and short.

Harry: I am attracted to Johnson
Ken: Do you mean the one who is genshinsexual, gay and short?
Harry: Yes! I am Johnsonsexual

by shooooo February 26, 2024

JohnSense

Talking your ear off about absolutely nonsense that isn’t even real and made up.

John-“I went out last night and had 20 beers”

-Bystander “This guy talking straight Johnsense”

by Seminoles01 May 12, 2025