John Deere

A man or boy who tries to wheel the girl you are currently wheeling

Guy 1: (wheeling girl)
Guy 2: (to same girl) Hey! Haven't seen you in ages! Can I buy you a drink?
Guy 1: (to guy 2) hey John Deere quit mowin my fuckin lawn

by Some Guy18905 March 19, 2013

John Deere

A nickname given to a country boy named John.

Cum ova her john deere

by jmansherron December 21, 2008

John Deere

name for a person who cuts other guys grass, someone who likes to make a move on another guys girl and feels no guilt for his actions

that piece of shit John Deere can eat my shit

by Anonymous June 17, 2003

John Deering

The process of wheeling AND chopping a girl at the same time.
Most guys like to wheel, and chop.
So John Deering is just a more efficient way to get both done.
Why? Because John Deere tractors both wheel and chop-- at the same time.

Example One:
Guy #1: "Mannn I wish I could wheel Tatiana, she's sexy!"

Guy #2: "Dude just John Deere her, you'll get the wheeling and the chopping done at the same time!"

Guy #3: "Whoa man, you're a genius!"

Example Two:
Guy #1: "Dude I'm totally John Deering Kaitlyn!"

Guy #2: "Nice! You wheel and chop at the same time? Giterdun!"

by mysterygirl8765 December 10, 2009

john deered

getting dumped/ breaking up with girl friend

1.(verb) Hey how are you and "x" girl?
O she john deered me!

by Ryan W231 September 6, 2005

John-Deered

Verb- Past tense of John-Deer. When a customer of a sex worker (a “John”) after obtaining & paying for services, runs the sex worker down with his car and takes the money back. The sex worker appearing like “a deer in headlights”.

I’m going to John-Deer the next whore that charges me more than $20 for anal.

Past tense- I John-Deered that whore when I realized she left a bloody slug trail on my seat.

by Mabel Scartooney December 5, 2018

Reverse John Deere

When you pick up a girl during sex, spread her legs, grab her shoulders and carry her around making combine noises. Being a John Deere combine.

I harvested the corn last night doing the reverse John Deere with Sara

by Mitch Briggs December 31, 2020