Danziger Johanson

A Danziger Johansson Jones of the highest form.

You're being such a Danziger Johanson.

by Danziger Johansonn May 9, 2018

elise johanson

elise is so fucking hot

"omfg who is that hottie over thur?!"
"o, thats elise johanson"

by ........... April 24, 2005

referenced from Sue Johanson

One of the worlds great historians giving us some tips. (Aka talk sex with Sue Johanson.)

Dude, did you see that last episode of Suzie Talk last night. Sue Johanson fixed my problem."Always use a condom" referenced from Sue Johanson

by jss26 June 2, 2008

Johanson

A hot raw sexual encounter with a young male adult

cant believe you had Johanson last nite?

by 24strongbow March 18, 2011

Elise Johanson

Elise Johanson es thy coolest kiddie in thy world! she shall take a sh*t(hardy har har im in school...no cursing!) on someones chest!! i love that grl shes a beastt yaya elmer all thy way!

Elise-"I'm going to take a sh*t on someones chest."
Me- "Have fun, and remember follow your heart!"

by Studd (haha) April 5, 2005

elise johanson

Coolest, hottest girl alive...plus quite good at h/u

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ummmmmmmmmmmmm ummmm

by .......iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllyyy May 8, 2005

gooey johanson

the name one adopts after inserting his hand into a girl and removing it covered in blood.

Hey look, its gooey johanson!!! hahahahahahahaha

by mysterymendham October 25, 2010