Joelys

A very beautiful girl inside and out wether she wants to believe it or not. Has a great sense of humor and is alwyas there for a friend. Though has some anger management isues it does not affect her love for people and is loved by most guys. She provides her attention to THE guy a good portion of her time.

Damn i need me a Joelys !

by Natalie Alvin July 1, 2011

joelissa

The girl everyone wants. Kind hearted & She the prettiest baddest bitch out there! She's will make you the happiest ever and treat you how you should be if you truly mean something to her. Don't get it twisted with a joelissa she is very fierce as well. Bring her to your parents they will fall in love with her. She is very smart and Carrys herself well. Everyone's dream girl. If you have a joelissa in your life your one lucky person. Oh and did I mention she has a great sense of humor and great body! Like Beyoncé says put a ring on it!

You're dating joelissa? You're one lucky motherfucker

by Girl2344 June 28, 2017

Joedism

A radical, international, 22nd century philosophical practice unifying all male men named Joe, Joseph, Giuseppe, Yosef, etc.
This practice often involves a head nod and the offering of a cupcake.

Joe: "Want a cupcake?"
Joe: *nods*

...Joedism.

by bizarnite February 17, 2008

Joels dog

Joel's dog is a canine(Canis lupus familiaris) that posses the sexually transmitted disease known as AIDs (acquired immunodeficiency syndrome)

Everyone: "Lmao joels dog haas aids"
Joel: "my dog is dead"
Me: "Of aids"

by Xx_Cuntmaster69_xX January 7, 2021

Jelissa

A really awesome girl that people love to be around, chill, fun, goofy, but also a beautiful person on the inside and out

Jelissa is my best friend

by je veux sucer votre saucisse. March 18, 2011

Jelisa

Jelisa is a really cool and beautiful girl. Everyone wants to be friends with her because she is funny and a great person. Jelisa is also very attractive and lots people want to date.

Wow, the new girl Jelisa is so attractive and nice.

by Espn January 15, 2017

Joelia

A girl who could easily have (and deserves) the world if she wanted, but she’d be happy with a trip to walgreens. She loves you, you, you, and even you. Once you have her, hold her close.

“Hey, it’s Joelia over there!”
“Look at her, what a princess.”

by cameronjam January 7, 2021