Joetism

To always be joe, or in the state of always being hyper / joe

Bro stop with all that joetism

My bitch out here on that joetism

by different/122345 May 18, 2019

Jedism

An act inspired by pure boredom that is unstoppable and highly frustrating

Jed is currently conducting a Jedism

by JED MAN October 4, 2021

Joeyisms

1. Small comments that attempt to put down anything (includes movies, cultures, people) and ruin the thing for everyone. Usually acompanied by a small grunt or shake of head.

2. Comments that are stated when a person dislikes what they are currently participating in. Said person will complain and whine until they either ride away on their bicycle (or walk.)

see joey o'malley

"UHHH, this movie sucks"
"Oh, that would never happen in real life"
"This sucks!"
"Wow, why did we take the freeway"
"Wow, why did we take the side-streets"
"Wow, why did we drive."
"Wow, why did we take the bus."
"pattern continues"

by Tyler April 4, 2004

Joeism

The religious beliefs of a group of teenage suburbanite males named Joe. Based on the belief that being named Joe, ironically, makes you far superior to "your average Joe". Pillars of this religion include disbelief in typical organized religion, excessive amounts of intoxicants (namely tobacco and alcohol), mountain dew, skateboarding and women. Typically the life of every party especially the ones they threw. The guys people wanted to be around and follow blindly. #Joeism #GetLikeJoe #WhatWouldJoeDo

Those dudes used to be super basic, they must have recently found Joeism.

by Dewage83 November 10, 2017

Joeism

A common phase ingeniously created by Joe, and adopted by the masses with thanks.

"Feed up when the feeding's good." (A common joeism)

by afarbetterplace January 12, 2019

Joeism

Joeism is the religion of Joe Tazuna from the game 'Your Turn To Die'.

"I joined Joeism today!"

by SouHiyori November 28, 2020

Jordism

Jordism is the belief that Jordi is more than just a human but instead he is a God. The creater of the universe, the best gamer, dankest of memers, wisest of gods, and one who deserves all the praise in the universe.

Jordi Worshipper A: I'm gonna praise Jordi today because I believe in Jordism!

Jordi Worshipper B: I already did that!

by Jordi Worshipper69 May 17, 2022