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day jobber

A person who maintains a job Monday- Friday but slips into patch-work pants on Friday afternoon and roams the lot pretending to be a tour rat. Most wookies can locate day jobbers quickly due to their cleanliness and overall scent. Day jobbers often collect ticket stubs and begin sentences with "Dude I have seen phish soo many times."
"Dude Odie is such a freaking day jobber- she drives a bmw bro."
by Rudy Wagoner May 3, 2008
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jobber

* A professional wrestler who frequently and deliberately loses matches.

* The act of losing is called jobbing and a frequent loser is referred to as a jobber. It is a mark of disrespect to refer to a wrestler as a jobber, as it implies they are a failure in their career. The term has entered into popular culture, to mean a loser or someone who is worthless, as well as its Italian equivalent, jabroni, a phrase that was made popular by The Rock. Former alternate terms included journeyman (because of jobbers being hired for individual matches and not having contracts with the major promotions), enhancement talent (due to their usage to enhance the stature of their opponent) and ham-n-egger (in reference to the amount of money they make buys them just enough for a Ham and Egg breakfast).

Despite the negative sense of the word, some wrestlers have made a career out of jobbing. Barry Horowitz and Steve Lombardi (better known as the "Brooklyn Brawler") made a career out of jobbing, primarily in the World Wrestling Entertainment.

A slightly higher position is jobber to the stars, which is a wrestler who still defeats pure jobbers but who consistently loses to top-level or up-and-coming stars. This often happens to popular faces towards the end of their careers, including Tony Garea and Tito Santana. Triple H was given this role from 1996-1997 by Vince McMahon as punishment for the infamous MSG Incident.

Many top names in wrestling began their careers as jobbers. Mick Foley and Bret Hart began their careers as jobbers in the 1980s, later going on to greater success in the 1990s after employers began to recognize their talent. Peter Polaco and Terry Gerin were jobbers who later became stars in ECW as Justin Credible and Rhino, respectively.
You're a jobber and always be a jobber.
by mbrown84 September 26, 2006
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Jibbler

Jibbler has many forms of use.

A person who has no knowledge that their existence on earth is a total waste. Also, a person who is completely inebriated or high to the point that they are most extremely obnoxious.

It can also be used to describe: a place (house, venue, store) that is full of the type of people listed above, or an object (car, chair, computer) that is in complete disrepair.

A normal person who, by choice, is momentarily wasting his or her time.

May be expressed in the past, present, or future tense.

May also be shortened to jib.
That guy at the flea market was a total jibbler.

His guitar sucks. It's all jibbled out.

Person A: What are you doing tonight"
Person B: Not much, probably just jibbling around the house.

He was such a jib!
by solidarity1982 September 26, 2010
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joble ve

an incorrect Spanish letter used by the Kirkles
Joble ve! Shave the day! Shoccer! Wah!
by Jashon K. October 1, 2003
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foot jobber

The performer of a footjob rubbing session. The girl whorubs, strokes, pumps, & jerks you off with the bare soles of her silky-smooth, soft, sexed-up, bare, feet until she makes you come, all over her luscious pedi.
Tanya gave me an awesome, 'feels-so-good' {footjob with her bare feet last night. She turned out to be one heck of a foot jobber!!
by ken208 October 22, 2015
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Jobbie Nooner

A huge annual midsummer Friday afternoon boat, booze, beads and boobs party on Gull Island on Lake St Clair, Michigan. Back in the 1980s the auto industry used to hire a bunch of contract designers known as "Jobbies" since they would jump form job to job for an extra 25 cents an hour. On a hot sunny day, they would sometimes leave at noon (pull a nooner) and take their boats for a cruise on Lake St Clair.
Hey, are you blowing off work to go to the Jobbie Nooner?
by steveweree June 28, 2010
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Jibblethead

Hank hills way of saying retard or dumbass.
"Those environmentalists are jibbletheads"-Hank hill
by keepskatin'bro July 19, 2011
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