none of your Jizzness

When you don't want to tell someone who you had sex with the past night, sometimes out of embarrassment.

John: Hey, did you hook up with anyone last night?
Bill: Yeah, I did.
John: What did she look like?
Bill: None Of your Jizzness!

by noneyojizzness November 22, 2009

Unfinished Jizzness

When you've been at it with the missus all night and it's time to get ready for work... a disciplined man will leave the scene and face his responsibilities while letting her know that is there is definitely some unfinished jizzness...

Mate, me and Karen were like animals all night, haven't slept.. only reason we stopped and I got to work on time, was because we agreed there was unfinished jizzness...

... (pause..... )

...... you reckon the gaffer will give me a half day... ;P

by JamboLAD September 4, 2021

Taking Care of Jizzness

get head, cum, ejaculate.

she sure is taking care of jizzness. Suzy sure takes care of jizzness seriously well. Although some girls have no business taking care of jizzness and never can quite finish the deed.

sometimes it's better to take care of your own jizzness right? like they say.. you want something done right you gotta do it yourself.

by aurorwolf July 30, 2012

Jizznessman

A man who donates all forms of bodily fluids, especially semen, so that he may receive money to pay off a loan shark or some other form of debt instead of opting for more traditional forms of employment.

I heard that Hank is quite the jizznessman. He's visited the sperm bank several times this week; he brings his own copy of Good Housekeeping and a photo of Laura Bush.

by Jizznessman February 18, 2010

Jizzless

Lacking jizz; lacking joie de vivre; listless and without ambition.

You never go anywhere or do anything. You have no interests. You're jizzless.

by Waldo Treehorn April 4, 2009

jizziness.bizziness.spams

possibly the worst and funniest spam page on instagram

have you seen the latest jizziness.bizziness.spams post? got dam! it sucks ass!

by kyloscrying June 22, 2021

Jizziness

A noun describing the act of ejaculating and the process at which it goes through to end up anywhere on or around a girl's body. Pronouced like "business" but with "jizz" as the prefix.

Jen was new to the whole blowjob scene, so she didn't know what to do with Steve's jizziness when he finished.

You're gonna get the jizziness.

by BlackDynamite December 21, 2009