jizztastic

good enough to make you soak your pants with semen, better than fantastic; something so wonderful, you just cannot contain yourself

Winning the lottery is jizztastic experience.

by Nebuchadnezzar January 9, 2004

jizzaster

n. an unintentional catastrophe involving intentional emission

adj. jizzastrous

Oh crap, all the keys on my laptop are stuck. What a jizzaster!

by tbosien3 February 15, 2010

Jizztastic

When something, either an event, object or person, is so good that you almost jizz yourself i.e. ejaculate in your pants.

God that is absolutely jizztastic

by Davetherave February 4, 2006

Jizznatch

A generic word used to respond to someone when you don't feel much like giving a real response, or used as an adjective when you want to add emphasis.

Guy 1: "Hey I fell over and you didn't help me."
Guy 2: "Jizznatch."
Guy 1: "I don't think that was very nice."
Guy 2: "Shut up, jizznatch."

by Generic November 14, 2004

jizzmaster

One who has mastered the art of jizzing.

DAMN! You are truly a Jizzmaster!

by M. Mushu May 1, 2003

Jizztastic

Something so fantastic that it makes you jizz.

This song is jizztastic!

-or-

You look jizztastic today!

by lolicakes February 26, 2011

jizztastic

word used to describe something that is really amazing

dude that hot tub was jizztastic.

by da jizzanatoR July 15, 2010