Jizzworthy

When an event or object is so good that it would be worthy of secreting sex juice over.

Wow that new movie is so good its Jizzworthy

by The RubberDuckZilla June 9, 2009

Jizziotherapist

The name given to someone who teaches men how to blow big loads

'Should have seen her face man, it was covered!'
'How'd you get so much to come out?'
'My dads been helping me, he's a Jizziotherapist'

by Yostimini June 29, 2017

jizzworthy

a type of girl who is beyond hot, and deserves her own classification. It is insulting to call a jizzworthy girl simply 'hot,' and your friends will probably shitkick you if you decide to use 'hot' to describe her

Guy 1:"Dude, that chick is hot."
Guy 2:"What the fuck? She's fuckin jizzworthy you moron, go fuck a dog before we beat your lily ass all the way to fucking Mexico."
Guy 1:"Dude, chill. I was just kidding, I already jizzed my pants."

by Master of Pimps May 21, 2004

Jizzmocha shake

while ramming someone in the parstinkin, u climax at the same time they are releasing there bowels. (may be later enjoyed as a frothy beverage, or thrown on face of the female participant)

While ordering at Arby's, ask the kind black woman behind the counter if they sell, Jizzmocha shakes.

by B J N February 27, 2008

jizzworthy

A female (or a picture of a female) that is hot enough to make it worth jizzing upon.

"That girl has the best eyes and face - definitely jizzworthy!"

by Michael Likesit June 17, 2006

jizzmosphere

When someone other than yourself has sex in your tent or your car, this is the funky atmosphere that lingers.

"I'm not letting you borrow my tent for Bonneroo... I don't need your jizzmosphere tainting it."

by mBmD July 31, 2012

jizzworthy

jizzworthy is an adjective.
-worthy of jizz
-so good it makes you jizz
-as good as an orgasm
-induces a desire for sex with

"that boy is jizzworthy"
"these mozzarella sticks are jizzworthy"

by allenthedude November 2, 2009