Jizzle

A positively beautiful male individual with impeccable standards in kindness and care. The most incredible person on the planet can also be described as a Jizzle and also has the ability to change lives. Clearly unmissable and ultimately spectacular, the Jizzle is not someone to simply pass by.

"you're so lucky you have jizzle, he's amazing"
"i'm the luckiest girl alive, i have jizzle"

by Marizzle :] January 12, 2009

Jizzle

Jizzle is the Olympic sport of distance-jizzing. The point system consists of precision based evaluations; the closer a competitor is to jizzing into the target, most often an old soda can, the higher their score will be. The current gold medal holder, and known world record holder, is one Sterling S.O.

Man, I've been training day and night for the Jizzle competition in Bejing this year! I want the gold! Give me the gold!

by DaKlaw September 13, 2009

Jizzle

One of the coolest people you know.
Can also be used as "Jiz".

That guy is so cool, he's the jizzle.

by Headz September 13, 2003

Jizzle

A boy that cums in inconvenient places..

A boy that gets over excited and results in jizzing in a sleeping bag, which is then thrown in the face of a female friend.

Jasmin: I'm cold, could someone pass me a sleeping bag?
Jonny: Yeah sure, use mine..

Millie: I can't believe you are using Jonny's sleeping bag!
Jasmin: Why?
Millie: Didn't you know? Jonny is a total Jizzle!
Jasmin: OMG, that's what the stain is!!!!

by Hot-Box October 17, 2009

Jizzle

jizzle (noun): the utopian join

That jizzle flew me to Uranus.... on a spaceship

by logjammin' May 4, 2010

Jizzle

Meaning used for refering to cum or sperm. Also a word used in Urban Rambling.

Yo, she jizzled my nizzle pizzle, yo. Ya mean, dawg?

by Wrath Of Goat June 25, 2003

Jizzle

Drizzle + Jizz = Jizzle

"I just jizzled all over that pumpkin."

by KakaG January 31, 2010