Jizzle

A boy that cums in inconvenient places..

A boy that gets over excited and results in jizzing in a sleeping bag, which is then thrown in the face of a female friend.

Jasmin: I'm cold, could someone pass me a sleeping bag?
Jonny: Yeah sure, use mine..

Millie: I can't believe you are using Jonny's sleeping bag!
Jasmin: Why?
Millie: Didn't you know? Jonny is a total Jizzle!
Jasmin: OMG, that's what the stain is!!!!

by Hot-Box October 17, 2009

Jizzle

jizzle (noun): the utopian join

That jizzle flew me to Uranus.... on a spaceship

by logjammin' May 04, 2010

Jizzle

Meaning used for refering to cum or sperm. Also a word used in Urban Rambling.

Yo, she jizzled my nizzle pizzle, yo. Ya mean, dawg?

by Wrath Of Goat June 25, 2003

Jizzle

Drizzle + Jizz = Jizzle

"I just jizzled all over that pumpkin."

by KakaG January 31, 2010

Jizzle

jizz with a le on the end

the jizzle from my huge dizzle went all over her tizzles while she was givin me hizzle in the rentizzle

by snoop do-double gizzle October 02, 2003

Jizzle

Jizzle - the word used to explain the feeling of sexual excitement to the point of cumming and/or urinating without the ability to control it. Premature Ejaculation over an exciting moment, usually in public. Commonly suffered by virgins and those with little sexual experience.

"Frank had me laughing so hard I jizzled myself "

by -Temperant April 03, 2019

Jizzle

Created from the words jizz and sparkle. Used to describe something great or someone that is good looking.

"Mate that guy is pure Jizzle."
"Did you see TOWIE last night. Sheer jizzle"

by Helz-W17 October 04, 2011