Jizzypiss

the complex chemical mixture of urine and male(animal or human) semen. This can only occur in states of extreme orgasm where the male loses control of his kidney for a temporary period and it mixes with the semen.

Yo man i jizzypissed inside my bitch last night.

I just jizzypissed in your mouth.

Lets jizzypiss on your mom.

by Sheraz Roy Iqbal October 18, 2009

Back in a jizzy

A measure of time one is likely to be away from a task at hand, equal to that commonly allocated to the act of masturbating

Luke: Where are you going?
Ryan: I'm off to some guy's place from craigslist to j/o in his model train room, I'll be back in a jizzy.
Luke: Can you bring back some crab meat?
Ryan: Is imitation ok?
Luke: Fo shizzle!

by SlypGyp February 15, 2013

Jizzy Queef

1. A post-coitus vaginal flatulation.

2. A fart out of the vagina that produces a sperm bubble

"Hey bitch."

"Yeah?"

"You get fucked without protection, again?"

"Yeah, he blew his load all up my albert poo holes, and I farted a jizzy queef in his mouth"

by DR.dicknose October 9, 2011

jittydawg

slang used for a close friend or anybody at all

Christian: Dude my grandma just passed away
Jiss: Damn thats crazy jittydawg!!

by jazzsimger10 August 10, 2022

Jizzy Gillespie

The act of ejaculating so voluminously into your partner's mouth that his/her cheeks inflate in the manner of a famous American jazz trumpeter.

"Holy fuck, Chris, take a full load I want you to Jizzy Gillespie."

by Sal Platter August 30, 2007

Jizya

When an individual spits into the mouth of a person deemed a lesser being, for there sins/lack of competence

1 - Landlord : you have not payed, taste Jizya bitch!

2 - Mom : Have you done your homework son?

Son : No, thus I will prepare to taste Jizya

3 - Son: Dad! I've found an injured magpie in the garden

Dad : Make it taste Jizya my boy

by PrettyPantieBoy February 17, 2014

jizzy tissues

any fabric or material that is used to jizz on and is left to ferment in a conspicuous location.

Clean up those jizzy tissues you fag

by pcmckay August 2, 2007