Shitta Junkin'

When one opponent blows out another.

Bobby beat Thomas in a basketball game, it was a shitta junkin',

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Goober Vonrazzledazzle Jinkins

A creature that uses odd facial expressions, drinks cream soda like it falls from the sky and has a very firm butt.

Did you see that Goober Vonrazzledazzle Jinkins ?

Yeah bro, I like the wagon shes draggin .

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A sexual act during which your partner puts both your penis and balls in their mouth. An all-inclusive blowjob.

Guy One: Man! I heard Bill Clinton was straight junkin' with Monica Lewinsky last night.
Guy Two: I know bro, she had EVERYTHING in her mouth.

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When a friend of yours hangs brain at a party or gathering

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Gossip
Information on other people
Juice on other people
Juicy information
Juicy Gossip

"OMG Derek, i just got some junkin juicies about McKenna!!"

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"wirkin n jirkin" when a wanker's had a dull day doing nothing but goin to work and going home.
wnj w n J working and jerking} {w&j

-u look tired wahcha bin upto?
-o nuthin' just wirkin n jirkin.

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Slapping the top of your ladies skull with your ballsack as you leap over her to dunk.

Christon made an impression on Becca by junkin' her in the season opener of the Bachelorette.

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