jingledink

Mainly a tradition of the D-Club, "jingledinking" is the act of tying holiday bells to your semi-chubbed shaft and dancing (similar to the Ribbon Dance, but without the ribbons) around a holiday object (e.g., Christmas Tree, Menorah) in a completely heterosexual way.

"Hey, guys. I know we're all straight, but since it's the holidays, we need to celebrate. Whip out your dink and let's jingle. It's the season for jingledink."

by Game Grumps February 2, 2014

jinglebot

COME ON! like, christmas robot
jesus

we was all like, you jinglebot !

by jenchoe mo October 30, 2004

Jingle-jangle

A fun drug that’s only sold in Riverdale that can make you stay up for days! In more ways than one.

A ginger: “dude I hear you sell drugs I need some to stay up?“
Dude: “bro I got you I’ll sell you some jingle-jangle“

by Twaggy October 27, 2017

jingledinking

The act of sword fighting with friends in a non-homosexual way.

Dude! We were totally Jingledinking at the last D-Club meeting; it was awesome!

by Hab February 2, 2014

jinklet

Miscellaneous thing. Often cheap junk or worthless. Something you would buy at a tourist shop.

That store is full of nothing but jinklets.

by .micki. April 2, 2009

Jingle Balls

My testicles on the holidays. Typically substituted for "jingle bells" when trying to come up with new Christmas songs.

"Jingle Balls, I slip and Fall, While Shopping at the Mall" ..... bad example, but it sounds way the hell better than the lousy original song that your teachers made you sing in the school Christmas recital.

by classyguy271 December 23, 2010

Jingle Bell Cock

Term used to describe Santa Claus's penis.

-Dude I actually think Santa Claus is pretty hot
--I know! I wanna jump on his jingle bell cock

by lockenload23 November 30, 2016