Jammered

(verb.) When one consumes an extremely excessive amount of food after getting a serious case of the munchies from a heavy weed smoking session, causing them to become bloated and ill.

"Last night, the boys and I smoked way too much weed and proceeded to get brutally jammered; We literally ate everything we could find in the kitchen, and I felt so sick."

by Acceptable November 24, 2014

jammered

jammered(verb, past tense)- to be so intoxicated that you pull out your tie through your zipper and piss in your pants.

Tryce got so jammered at Breaton's that he hooked up with a mailbox.

by Aloyisius Cornbleuth July 9, 2004

Jimbered

To fall victim to a twitter troll that argues just for the sake of arguing whom often alters facts, if not entirely makes them up on the fly, in order to push an agenda that they may or may not even support.

So I was discussing the Replace and Repealment of Obamacare when some dbag slid into my DMs and Jimbered me with some nonsense about how Obamacare added 32 million jobs to the economy last year.

by Breakfastbeerz June 13, 2018

Jammered

An extremely intoxicated state.

The state of intoxication just before passing out, where time and events are difficult to differentiate.

This term cannot be used to often and should not be confused with Hammered

I was fucking jammered last night

I was so jammered I slept with a fat chick ugly chick, yes not just fat but ugly too.

by Laforce September 17, 2006

jammered

a state of intoxication due to drink or drugz

i was jammered lasnite!

by anony mouse July 10, 2004

hammer jammered

REALLY drunk. more than hammered.

I was at the bar last week and was so hammer jammered I don't even know WHAT I said to that guy. It was a guy right??

by tamtamcracker August 24, 2009

jammered

1) Being in a state of higher consciousness due to excessive consumption of Jamba Juice or any other smoothie beverage with added nutrients

--Did you see Eric last night? He had a twenty dollar Jamba Juice gift certificate and got himself totally jammered off of wheat grass and Strawberries Wild drinks.

by JuicyJew July 31, 2008