jim bob

one who likes to hang around not being noticed
oh stop being a jim bob.
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Jim Bob Cooter

Offensive coordinator for the Detroit Lions who has played an integral role in transforming the Lions into a semi-respectable NFL team. Best known for having the most ridiculous name in professional sports.
Troy Aikman: Jim Bob Cooter has done a tremendous job with this Lions offense, he's really turned this unit around.

Joe Buck: *giggles softly*
by Bassplayer6489 January 1, 2017
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Jim Bob

A small dicked bastard that has to forcefully show wemon his dick because no one wants to see it... Also he is a pervert
by R/Shatpost November 3, 2019
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Jim Bob Nut Calamity

The act of ejaculating onto the face of a women, then right after she precedes to gather the semen into a hollow strap-on dildo. She then takes the strap-on and inserts it into her partners anus and re-ejaculates his own semen back into him, followed byfeltching it out of him.
David gave Cindy a great Jim Bob Nut Calamity last night, and let me tell you, his ass was sore the next day.
by Mista Lee and Mista Brandon April 29, 2008
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Jim bob

A redneck pervert that Marries one or more of his own daughters.
See that pervert over there. He’s a real Jim bob.
by Evillive August 27, 2025
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