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Jihadi Jackhammer

(verb) Conducting the sexual performance of, as a male partner to a female counterpart, sawing off your consenting or non-consenting partner's head with a rusty, World War II-era bayonet/hacksaw, or any second-hand bladed instrument you can possibly acquire and use, and then aptly proceeding to violently and callously copulate with their severed head into the sand of a hot, dry Saudi desert until the surface of their cranium is no more visible.

A classic, culturally promiment coming-of-age ritual in the ranks of Citroën-sponsored cornershops and independent, small street businesses located in the general area of Bradford, Leeds, etc...
Muhammad : Aisha came home from work 5 minutes later yesterday night. I do firmly believe that a Jihadi Jackhammer is in order.

GP : Yes.
by zyklonbjorn April 4, 2021
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jihadi john

a member of islamic state. the executioner of steven sotloff, james foley, david haines and alan henning. he is british-egyptian.
by nasty sleazy trashy classless October 30, 2014
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Jihadi Jackhammer

(verb) Conducting the sexual performance of, as a male partner to a female counterpart, sawing off your consenting or non-consenting partner's head with a rusty, World War II-era bayonet/hacksaw, or any second-hand bladed instrument you can possibly acquire and use, and then aptly proceeding to violently and callously copulate with their severed head into the sand of a hot, dry Saudi desert until the surface of their cranium is no more visible.

A classic, culturally promiment coming-of-age ritual in the ranks of Citroën-sponsored cornershops and independent, small street businesses located in the general area of Bradford, Leeds, etc...
Muhammad : Aisha came home from work 5 minutes later yesterday night. I do firmly believe that a Jihadi Jackhammer is in order.

GP : Yes.
by zyklonbjorn April 4, 2021
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Jihadi Pancakes

An explosive, (usually a landmine) that is round and looks like a pancake, is placed to stop and destroy armoured vehichles, typically in reference to Battlefield 6.

It is typicallt only called a Jihadi Pancake when the person who is placing the object does not fear death of his, or her, own life.
Hold up, this tank has been sitting in their spawn and blowing me up all f***ing game...

I'm gonna have to suicide bomb him by placing some Jihadi Pancakes behind him

(Blows up tank but get ran over by it in the process)
by Justism December 19, 2025
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naughty jihadi

when a man yells, "Allahu Akbar" as they cum then detonates himself before the last twitch of the tip. (Note: while not approved by the FDA, the naughty jihadi has been shown to be an affective form of birth control)
wow that naughty jihadi's going directly from fucking a goat to getting with 72 virgins, impressive.
by MikeBroke June 6, 2018
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fat jihadi

Luffi eating 27 kebabs for lunch. Then doing suicide jihadi IED farts all afternoon
by mrs tosser October 26, 2025
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