Jewhive

A Jewhive is the beehive hairstyle when worn by Jewish women such as Amy Winehouse.

Amy Winehouse had a Jewhive

by cornishmonk August 3, 2011

Jewsis

Jewsis was the only brother of Jesus who was left out of the modern day bible. Biblical scholars have recently begun finding out new information about Jewsis and his relationship with Jesus through lost scriptures.

Jewsis was known for turning water into juices while his eldest brother Jesus was known for turning water into wine. He was too young for the alcohol transformation. Unlike his eldest brother, he could not walk on water yet he swam faster than Jesus.

According to new scriptures Jewsis had a following of his own, yet his miracles were not spoken about as frequently as his brother the Messiah's. A new uprising amongst several religious groups has begun regarding the Jewsis secret. As scholars dig deeper, the mystery will unravel further.

What would Jewsis do?

by laraelle February 23, 2010

Jewsic

music for Jews

Dude1: Is that shit rap?
Dude2: No i think its EuroPop.
Dude3: Yo, its fucking Jewsic!

by Yourname Herejew March 7, 2009

Jewsip

The guy who orders his meal to go, stands at the soft drink kiosk filling his drink then drinking it and filling it again and again to get as much drink as he can before he leaves the premises.

1. Sorry I was late, I had to wait for the jewsipper who was hogging up all the Coke at Mc Donald's.

2. It was so hot today I just stayed at 7-11 and jewsipped my small-slurpee

3. "Dude, don't order the extra large drink, just jewsip a small and save the quarter."

by chowpay July 6, 2009

jewsicle

Jewish person who is so attractive you want to lick them, thus... a jewsicle.

OMFG Hannah, that Mark Steinburg is a Jewsicle.

by Ariane M. October 29, 2007

jewsian fusion

Two supercool fiends, one Jewish, one Asian, both proficient in Photoshops.

Michelle: Hot damn, I wish I was like 'em Jewsian Fusions!
JF: The supercool Jewsian Fusions?
Michelle: None other! Est. 2003.

by Jewsian Fusion June 13, 2006

Harvard Jewniversity

The chief global center of greed, decadence and corruption. A school where the administration has no respect for freedom of speech and to be admitted you either have to be some rich jew's kid, some transgender 1/64th native american sports jock or some totally unqualified affirmative action douchebag who barks really loud and knows how to use their special 'identity' to get some from the rest of the world.

Ira Jewberg donated $50 million in money stolen from the working man to Harvard Jewniversity to secure a spot for his rich, spoiled, transgender jew athlete 1/64th Native American kid so they can be a do nothing billionaire CEO and fuck over the rest of the world under the guise of making the world a better place. Meanwhile Asian Americans with perfect SAT scores and grades are being turned down right and left with no explanation.

by D Flawless May 26, 2020