Jewsis was the only brother of Jesus who was left out of the modern day bible. Biblical scholars have recently begun finding out new information about Jewsis and his relationship with Jesus through lost scriptures.
Jewsis was known for turning water into juices while his eldest brother Jesus was known for turning water into wine. He was too young for the alcohol transformation. Unlike his eldest brother, he could not walk on water yet he swam faster than Jesus.
According to new scriptures Jewsis had a following of his own, yet his miracles were not spoken about as frequently as his brother the Messiah's. A new uprising amongst several religious groups has begun regarding the Jewsis secret. As scholars dig deeper, the mystery will unravel further.
Jewsis was known for turning water into juices while his eldest brother Jesus was known for turning water into wine. He was too young for the alcohol transformation. Unlike his eldest brother, he could not walk on water yet he swam faster than Jesus.
According to new scriptures Jewsis had a following of his own, yet his miracles were not spoken about as frequently as his brother the Messiah's. A new uprising amongst several religious groups has begun regarding the Jewsis secret. As scholars dig deeper, the mystery will unravel further.
What would Jewsis do?
by laraelle February 23, 2010
Get the Jewsis mug.(n.) a term used to describe a gentile, or non-Jew, who engages in intercourse with a Jew one or more times, thereby, becoming somewhat of an honorary Jew of sorts.
"Have you met my new girlfriend?"
"No. She's hot. Is she Jewish?"
"She is now, man. Jewish by injection!"
"Right on!"
"No. She's hot. Is she Jewish?"
"She is now, man. Jewish by injection!"
"Right on!"
by JAP_ January 11, 2008
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Jewish racing gold is the description of certain shades of the colour gold. It is most often applied to cars painted in a gold colour, though can also be applied to describe other items of this colour.
It is derived from the stereotype of Jewish women of a certain age having a prediliction to gold-coloured clothing and accessories, and is therefore mildly perjorative.
It is derived from the stereotype of Jewish women of a certain age having a prediliction to gold-coloured clothing and accessories, and is therefore mildly perjorative.
by Ballin Colin July 1, 2011
Get the Jewish racing gold mug.People trying to say bye to loved ones but keep bringing up ONE extra little thing, laughing/talking, and trying to actually say goodbye over and over but can't leave each other just yet
"Aw, darling, thanks for having me! Bye!"
"Of course sweetheart, thank you for coming and bring John next time!"
"Omg, I will! Did I tell you we're talking about a puppy!"
"AW! WHAT KIND?!"
(an hour later)
"But no, he's been a great cat and you and John should get that puppy you were talking about! Pets can be so great! Anyway, OK HONEY go! Haha, Love you, and stay off of I-10, there's a crash..."
"Ugh! I will! My sister just got her truck out of the shop for a crash on I-10..."
"Aw no! Is she alright? Does she know a guy? Hold up, let me give you a number..."
"This is the Jewish Goodbye of life! Haha! Last week at nan's house, OMG while you're writing that let me tell you..."
"Of course sweetheart, thank you for coming and bring John next time!"
"Omg, I will! Did I tell you we're talking about a puppy!"
"AW! WHAT KIND?!"
(an hour later)
"But no, he's been a great cat and you and John should get that puppy you were talking about! Pets can be so great! Anyway, OK HONEY go! Haha, Love you, and stay off of I-10, there's a crash..."
"Ugh! I will! My sister just got her truck out of the shop for a crash on I-10..."
"Aw no! Is she alright? Does she know a guy? Hold up, let me give you a number..."
"This is the Jewish Goodbye of life! Haha! Last week at nan's house, OMG while you're writing that let me tell you..."
by Skotreeseonce October 6, 2015
Get the Jewish Goodbye mug.1) When, after having sex with a prostitute, the matter of payment is discussed.
2) The type of dirty talk that's meant to turn on someone who's Jewish.
2) The type of dirty talk that's meant to turn on someone who's Jewish.
1) Man: That was just what I needed!
Prostitute: That'll be $40
Man: Woah baby simmer down with that Jewish pillow talk, you'll get paid soon enough
2) Man: You know we still have another hour to ourselves...
Woman: Sorry hun, I'm just not in the mood
Man: My stock portfolio has an annual growth rate of 67%
Woman: Quit talking and fuck me already!
Prostitute: That'll be $40
Man: Woah baby simmer down with that Jewish pillow talk, you'll get paid soon enough
2) Man: You know we still have another hour to ourselves...
Woman: Sorry hun, I'm just not in the mood
Man: My stock portfolio has an annual growth rate of 67%
Woman: Quit talking and fuck me already!
by Jefferson S. Flex December 10, 2013
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Get the jewish piano mug.A Jewish workout is a term used to describe a session in a sauna. As referenced in the Seinfield episode - The Yada Yada (S8E19).
George: Hey, where you just at the health club?
Tim: Oh, well, I didn't do much. I just sat in the sauna. You know, it was more like a Jewish workout.
Tim: Oh, well, I didn't do much. I just sat in the sauna. You know, it was more like a Jewish workout.
by Anti-dentite November 22, 2013
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