Jewnap

When someone stole something of yours, and you are fully aware, and okay with it because they are "jewish" (note, they do not actually have to be jewish)

My quarter fell on the ground and my jewish friend picked it up, so I just let him jewnap it.

by Tiny164 June 8, 2009

Jewbanga

A young man of Jewish descent who is in denial of this fact. They are often scruffy and shady in appearance. This is because they dont want people to know that they are actually Jewish. They always have an uncut penis. This is how you really know they are a Jewbanga!

Dan you are a dirty uncut Jewbanga! Admit it!

by SACS November 30, 2006

jewnanigans

Jewish shenanigans,

Usuary, brisket, a game of guess who, circumsision etc.

Those Jews and their Jewnanigans.

by cooljonesey August 13, 2018

Jewman

A person who is half Jew and half German. Most likely a mix breed resulting from post-Nazi Germany. Jewman adolescent and babies have special powers that enable them to jump up to 100 ft in the air. A Jewman is constantly at war with people from the Ginger race.

Zach, a Jewman, once killed a ginger while wearing MC Hammer pants.

by Gingervampirewerefolf November 1, 2009

jewban

Someone that is from jewish and cuban descent.

Boy 1: That kid over there looks jewish
Boy 2: No, he looks cuban
Boy 3: Yeah, he's a jewban

by SoftBoner December 28, 2008

jewnado

When a jew freaks out about you asking them for spare change to cover a purchase.

After I asked Mr. Goldstein for quarter to cover my lunch, he went on a jewnado, ranting and raving about how I should be fiscally responsible for myself.

by mujazzman May 8, 2008

JewMan

The superhero of the Jews he can fly because of his candles at the bottom of his feet, he has a Star of David on his chest and he throws pennies at the enemy. His only villains are Adolf and Captain Aschwitz. His sidekick is JewBoy.

Is it a quarter? No it's a dime?

No it's JewMan!

by SwaggyJew March 30, 2017