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A person who is half Jew and half German. Most likely a mix breed resulting from post-Nazi Germany. Jewman adolescent and babies have special powers that enable them to jump up to 100 ft in the air. A Jewman is constantly at war with people from the Ginger race.
Zach, a Jewman, once killed a ginger while wearing MC Hammer pants.
Jewman by Gingervampirewerefolf November 1, 2009
The superhero of the Jews he can fly because of his candles at the bottom of his feet, he has a Star of David on his chest and he throws pennies at the enemy. His only villains are Adolf and Captain Aschwitz. His sidekick is JewBoy.
Is it a quarter? No it's a dime?

No it's JewMan!
JewMan by SwaggyJew March 30, 2017
"Justin Bieber is Jewman for basketball."
Jewman by yoforeal May 5, 2010
When one person is a jew and a german.
My friend kyle is a Jewman
Jewman by PHD69 January 12, 2009
a cool ass nigga...whos a jew
yo jewman!
jewman by yomommaimzonked October 6, 2008

jewman shuman 

Stemming from Jewish traditions, a male lights each candle of the menorah for the appropriate night. Following the candle lighting ceremony, the male rolls a latke into a cylinder and thrusts it into the females anus. He then eats the latke out and once the latke is consumed, he proceeds to engage in the act of anal sex.
That guy jewman shumanned her so hard last night.
jewman shuman by Jalapena October 28, 2014

Jewy Jewman

How John Stewert refers to himself. Phrase commonly used by those with poor insulting skills who want to show that large nosed affluent fellow who is boss.
Hey...oh yeah...well....you know what...you're just a...a....a....a jew.....Jewy Jewman!
Jewy Jewman by Talvin July 19, 2005
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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