Jewey

Jewey is a person who looks and sounds like a Jew
From the Sideman video COUNTDOWN: SIDEMEN EDITION, in which Harry answered in with the word "Jewey"

"Oi you know that bird I met last week she's a bit of a Jewey"
"Did she have a big nose"

by fbs,t April 21, 2019

Jewhyphenish

Adjective; Jew-ish with emphasis on the "-ish". To be of Jew-like nature. Seriously, say it aloud. Yeah, we know. Epic.

"Stop picking up every coin you see around here you Jew."

"Dude, don't be insensitive, I'm just a little Jewhyphenish."

by Idontwantthejewstokillme February 9, 2010

Jewfused

The confusion that often occurs when a person looks Jewish, acts Jewish, but turns out to be entirely Gentile.

I'm so jewfused, That guy had curly hair and was frugal but he claims his name's Patrick O'Sullivan.

by A commonly jewfused person January 12, 2009

Jeefy

A derogatory term for someone considered "socially inept" but still lovable. Someone who, although has a good heart and intentions, tends to fail immensely at every turn, and constantly put their foot in their mouth. An action performed by such a person can also be called a jeef.

"Man, you totally jeefed just now. I can't believe you called his mom a slut like that, Jeefy!"

by TorvaktheDestroyer January 9, 2012

Jewey

A short describing word for something that is Jewish or Jew like..

"In your Jewey Face!"

"That's a little bit Jewey.."

"Mitch and Sarah are Jewey!!"

by Weeeena July 1, 2012

jewfin

A jewish doliphin...duh. If one is lucky, you will be able to witness this beauty praying in the Seven Seas wearing his yamalka. And if you listen closely you may even hear him eeping portions of the torah.

Moshe is a jewfin whose friends are Shamu, the Muslim killer whale and Peter, the Christian fish. Together they are known as 'Fish of the Book'.

by manbearpig will kill you all April 20, 2008

Jeffy Job

Commonly known in the trade as DIY carried out to a substandard condition.

Bob: 'That skirting board is hanging off?'

Ben: 'Looks like a Jeffy Job'

by C4r15 March 29, 2010