jewbrid

A person who is half Jewish genetically or religiously from there one of their parents. Jewbrids have all the perks of being Jewish and little to none of their bad attribute
Perks: Getting a bar mitzvah, being good with money, not have such a big nose (Unless other parent does), being able to eat pork and shellfish, able to enter christian churches and buildings, being cooler than the average Jew, and being able to join other religions.

Drake is a jewbrid due to his mother being Jewish.

by AACID202 September 6, 2014

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JewBitch

It's a JewBitch, usally said from Cartman in South Park.

Kyle, Your mom is a stupid JewBitch.

by Thomas James D. September 26, 2010

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jewboi • Jewboink • Jewboinz • jewbie • Jewboy • jewbait • JewBoo • jewbilee • jewbies • jewbot

Jewbot

Any machine that eats your money.

"WOW! That Pepsi Machine just ate my cash! What a Jewbot!

by CaptainMclovin June 7, 2011

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Jewbiquitous

A trait or tradition spread throughout the jewish community.

A love of smear, Chinese food, and Asian women is jewbiquitous.

by The Feight Train June 12, 2008

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Jewbligated

To feel obligated to argue, return or reject something over something as small as a penny.

"I felt Jewbligated to buy 2 smaller jars of peanut butter for 2 pennies less than 1 larger jar."

"I gave you $20 for a 9.99 bill and you only gave a 10 back, where is my penny dammit!"

"I found this same product 2 cents cheaper next door I'll just get it there instead."

by iseeingi2i October 26, 2012

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