jewbat

the act or state of being really stoned, and not offering any munchies to friends; usually while sitting on the couch watching the discovery channel in hi-def.

Being stingy with resources for other pot heads in getting their munch or smoke on.

Clifton is being a jewbat, and won't move feed me.

Clifton is a jewbat at the headshop.

by eeeeek August 17, 2009

Jewbat

to engage in the act of shoving a dr pepper (or similar) soda can up the ass of an elk or other horned creature;

Gary and I are going to Jewbat some fucking Deer tonight

by Hypter April 9, 2008

Jewgate

Named after Margate, New Jersey. Area with a high population of jews

"Hey, wanna go to Wawa in Margate"
"Don't you mean Jewgate?"

by Dr. Lawyerstein May 12, 2010

jewbat

A poke'mon of Jewish descent, normaly a form on the Poke'mon Zubat but instead of Zu you place Jew.

1. "Dude I caught a level 12 Jewbat!!! He already has the attacks 'Kill Jesus' and 'Piss Everyone Of'!!"
2. FakeDux

by Grizzey April 24, 2008

Jewbane

The bane of Jews, anybody you dislike.

Screw you jewbane.
Dude, you're the bane of jews.

by sweatybawls February 17, 2008

jewbalee

when a jewish person is very happy

such as mentioned in the song:
jewbalee jewbalee oh la la

by bobaluu February 6, 2006

jewbeater

used to inflict significant damage upon others. usually ghetto or shittily made from random things

blunt double sided hatchet, baseball bat with nails through tip, brick in a sock, just a jewbeater

by ~$nicka$~ August 7, 2008