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Uncle-Jesseness

The cure to the current economic crisis in the European nation of Greece. Most easily brought upon by the actor John Stamos.
I don't know why they don't send John Stamos back to Greece, his Uncle-Jesseness could clean that country up real quick.
by DannyKRage May 16, 2012
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jesuness

The business of spreading the Gospel and saving souls (for a profit, of course.) Business practice made popular by such personalities as Jerry Falwell, Jesse Jackson, Oral Roberts and other charismatic con-men with shiny suits and big hair.
Gay scandals and natural disasters are good for jesuness.
by PilotMikeTX October 14, 2006
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jesusnessless

An American Christian pretending that

Jesus Christ didn't specifically say greedy people don't get to heaven and the we are required to love our enemies.
Joel Osteen acted with such Jesusnessless pride and greed when he did not open his Houston Megachurch when Houston Texas flooded to help people because he just had the carpet replaced
by Compassionate Libertarian August 20, 2024
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jesusss

he is very sexy and is a pñs that toma mucho smirnof and he is a sucking dick expert
jesusss un smirnof
by imbecil November 21, 2021
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jessesssseeses

it's time to cook met jessres jessesssseeses
by dj couleur (mike) January 24, 2022
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