Jerrod

To reach a level of both physical and intellectual eroticism that it makes your body nearly immobile. Usually only experienced by those highly trained in tantra.

Wow...Have you ever experienced Jerrod?

by Turtle Shell February 4, 2010

Jerrod

A boy who is a disrespectful entitled brat, he has a gap tooth and a forehead the size of texas. A Jerrod will never listen to what he is being told, it goes through one ear and out of the other.

Mom: Go to bed
Jerrod: Let me finish this video its only 5 more minutes.

by noobmastvr69 September 19, 2019

Jerrod's Law

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability Ron Paul being mentioned approaches one.

Hey look, Jerrod's Law was proven by the third post in that thread about the politics of cheese sandwiches; he said that Ron Paul finds cheese sandwiches to be unconstitutional.

by DJ Jazzy Jizzle November 15, 2007

pull a Jerrod

The act of masturbating to porn while at your friend's house.

Dude! If you're gonna pull a Jerrod at least shut the door!

by Dragonbreathp9d August 7, 2006

Jerrod whiteout

The process of ejaculating into a woman/ man, and proceeding to suck the sperm out, and spiting it on their face

I was fucking this girl, and I did the ™ jerrod whiteout on her

by WaistWords October 22, 2018

Jerrod Shot

That act of secretly taking shots in order to get drunk faster

Tyler must have been taking Jerrod shots because he is fucked up!

by uglychad November 23, 2020